Frustrated with being an Ogre and not being able to move indoors?

[Dr. Steve Brule]

Tired of having to sniff you're own crotch while trying to navigate through a hallway as a Ogre? well instead of spending money on potions, why not just stop eating for a few weeks so you will lose weight, and you'll be able to squeeze through those hallways, and maybe Mayong mistmoores cooter. ya dingus. For you're weight.