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Old 07-02-2014, 10:34 PM
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Default The best joke ever told

Rodney Rude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okee...ature=youtu.be
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it's like you make the atomic bomb (server) and you don't want to let other countries (guilds) have nuclear secrets (under the radar information). it's gm's business and no one else's or else everyone gets nuked. letting Iran or North Korea beta test and keep the successful nukes, makes other countries uncomfortable.
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Old 07-03-2014, 09:59 AM
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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Oh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
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Old 07-03-2014, 10:57 AM
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Best joke... maybe if you are 14 years old entering puberty.
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Old 07-03-2014, 11:01 AM
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Right up your alley eh? =D
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Old 07-03-2014, 11:27 AM
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Do you like fishsticks?

what are you a gay fish!
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Old 07-03-2014, 01:11 PM
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Boy: *calls 911* …Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.


Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."
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