** The real story behind the <Empire> DKP / attendence system INSIDE **

[Malevz]

It works well.

[Stalos_]

lame

[Tassador]

Yep lame but what do you expect from a guy who sits with headsets for elf sims and 100 man crews to gain 1 pixel per month?

[Redi]

great guild, great opening post

[Malevz]

Originally Posted by Tassador [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yep lame but what do you expect from a guy who sits with headsets for elf sims and 100 man crews to gain 1 pixel per month?

Corrections as follows:

"Guy" - I'm more of an amorphous asexual blob. I survive off of pixels, monitor radiation, scotch/bourbon and hot pockets stored in a bucket of ranch dressing.

"who sits with headsets" - I don't use a headset, despite the fact my GF is a nurse and works odd hours, and wakes up claiming to have had dreams about turkey noises.

"100 man crews" - Empire has never had 100 on. We range from 20 for ST to... 70ish for NToV. Not as many as blue server but we do what we can to keep the server strong and alive with our good Christian values.

"to gain 1 pixel per month" - If you're getting only 1 pixel a month you're either not raiding much, or not asking for much. Pixels flow like water once you swear allegiance to The General, The Grandmaster, The Beekeeper, and the President (and the Aussie).

[Seltius]

Voted most impotent thread of 2015. It failed to deliver.

[grannock]

I was a guild/raid leader of a top 5 worldwide guild in vanilla WoW. Emps loot council functions way better than the straight dkp system we used. All the credit goes to the loot council, not an easy job to do well.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Bunch of empire losers laying in a tub of lard licking each other's crotch area. Too obese to get to actual genitalia.

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[Kergan]

Very normal response

[Plackers]

How can someone posting on these forums tell somebody to go outside lol. News flash buddy you're posting on a 16 year old simulator board.