[SOILERS] Star Wars: The Force Unleashed Thread

[James_Joyce]

I know there's a market for a thread on this matter, and it had best be administered by the Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls.

Originally Posted by James_Joyce [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The black stormtrooper thing indeed makes zero fucking sense and was jammed in hamfistedly. They have a perfectly good clone army, but justify that he's not a clone with no more background than that he was taken from a random family and "he's been programmed since birth!!" like clone troopers weren't already exactly that. I think the implication is that the Empire commander believes a "diverse" fighting force is theoretically a superior fighting force.

That the movie is judaic SJWism incarnate is no joke; the primary plot line is an interracial romance with a stronk womyn who is so powerful for no reason that it makes literally zero sense. They really beat you over the head with it. Actually now that I think of it, le black stormtrooper's saber fight with the Sith lord made zero fucking sense too. Why didn't he just force choke the dude out?

They followed the JJ Abrams action movie formula well though; there's no denying the movie was amusing and maintained my attention for the most part. I liked the scene where the camera tracked action on the ground as well as the pilot raping 20 tie fighters. I'd recommend it for popcorn viewing. Just know that it's Star Wars like JJ's Star Trek is Star Trek.

Correct me if I'm wrong about any of my plot point interpretation, I almost got a dui on the way to the theater.

By the way, that thing about NO SPOILERS was a ruse. Ha ha! Post anything you want related to this movie ITT.

I am particularly interested in the fact that this film was highly superficial and infested with political messaging to a degree that is downright disturbing. Burning crosses?

Okay, I command you to start having a healthy discussion in this thread, starting...now!