GOP Denies Women Equal Opportunity to Conscription

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In a thinly veiled attempt to reaffirm the inferiority of women, House GOP members have refused to allow women the right to be compelled to fight for their nation.

House democrats were outraged at the diminished opportunity to denigrate the right half of our idiocracy for their shameless refusal to openly vote on women's equality. Republicans were of course quick to offer a substantive excuse: more research is needed before the prohibition could be lifted.

GOP members sought to further obfuscate their blatant assault on women's liberties with misdirection, suggesting the entire secret service may be due for retirement.

Senate versions of the bill retain the provision for women's liberties which at present seems safe from the slightly less repugnant brand of conservatism practiced by Majority Leader McConnel. Expect more debate on this very important issue in the near future.

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