Best Starting Group:

[Slathar]

I shamelessly stole this from the blue forums. This is the best group make-up possible.

- One person with Asperger's to handle communications with players from outside your group. You want other players to dislike communicating with your group, so that they go somewhere else rather than try to compromise or negotiate on sharing content.


- One psychotic and narcissistic douchebag to do the pulling. Psychotic so they'll have no moral qualms kill stealing or training people out of cash camps. Narcissistic so that the very idea of someone else "winning" becomes so unpleasant, and so intolerable, that they're willing to break all of the game's rules in order to dominate.


- One reasonably intelligent and charismatic person, well-versed in the art of bullshit. This is the group's frontman. You need him to schmooze up the GM's and win lawyerquest. Also needs to have a good speaking voice for guest appearances on Sirken's stream.


- One basement bum to stay awake and on-point 20 hours a day so you can lock down content and tunnelquest your MQ's effectively. Unemployed, living at home, manic depressive types work best here.


- One ghetto mentality scumbag to handle your RMT sales. Needs to be criminally minded since money laundering and tax free income are both illegal, and of special interest should anyone decide to tip off the IRS. You need a cutthroat type who will stick to $3/USD per 1,000 plat.

[Sirban]

Noted thanks

[Salahdin]

Enjoyed this post. OP

I think you described how to run a red99 guild more than a 6 man group tho.

*takes screenshot of a bank full of selo's drums*

[Tassador]

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glad i got to re-read this

a woke post from a woke as s niger

Lol you're terrible at eq [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hahahhahah

Hope this helps you!

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[Swish]

Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I shamelessly stole this from the blue forums. This is the best group make-up possible.

- One person with Asperger's to handle communications with players from outside your group. You want other players to dislike communicating with your group, so that they go somewhere else rather than try to compromise or negotiate on sharing content.


- One psychotic and narcissistic douchebag to do the pulling. Psychotic so they'll have no moral qualms kill stealing or training people out of cash camps. Narcissistic so that the very idea of someone else "winning" becomes so unpleasant, and so intolerable, that they're willing to break all of the game's rules in order to dominate.


- One reasonably intelligent and charismatic person...

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This is not possible on r99

[Uuruk]

I really feel bad for your boyfriend.

[derpcake]

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This is not possible on r99

any kind of female works as a placeholder

literally, any kind

[grannock]

Burt/joe/checkraise

Colagte

Gongshow

Cyren

Gyno


The dream team, Velious domination assured.

[Cave Troll]

6 gnome mages

your welcome

[hokuten99]

Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I shamelessly stole this from the blue forums. This is the best group make-up possible.

- One person with Asperger's to handle communications with players from outside your group. You want other players to dislike communicating with your group, so that they go somewhere else rather than try to compromise or negotiate on sharing content.


- One psychotic and narcissistic douchebag to do the pulling. Psychotic so they'll have no moral qualms kill stealing or training people out of cash camps. Narcissistic so that the very idea of someone else "winning" becomes so unpleasant, and so intolerable, that they're willing to break all of the game's rules in order to dominate.


- One reasonably intelligent and charismatic person, well-versed in the art of bullshit. This is the group's frontman. You need him to schmooze up the GM's and win lawyerquest. Also needs to have a good speaking voice for guest appearances on Sirken's stream.


- One basement bum to stay awake and on-point 20 hours a day so you can lock down content and tunnelquest your MQ's effectively. Unemployed, living at home, manic depressive types work best here.


- One ghetto mentality scumbag to handle your RMT sales. Needs to be criminally minded since money laundering and tax free income are both illegal, and of special interest should anyone decide to tip off the IRS. You need a cutthroat type who will stick to $3/USD per 1,000 plat.

so fucking good