South California Wild Fires

[skarlorn]

Have you heard the news? Southern California is currently ablaze. Multi-million dollar homes are being turned to ash and the air is more toxic than ever. GOD has shown his hand and smote this land of liberals, cucks, and the jewish media oligarchy.

No doubt, this was executed by a personal agent of the President Donaldo Trumpiisima. I, a temporary resident of Los Angeles, personally saw Trump's attorney scrambling up the hill from the 405 with a golden lighter in his hand.

This is what California gets for harboring illegals.

Stay safe and if the fires reach your home, spin counter-clockwise saying our Lord's Name (Trump Daddy) three times and he will come to your home on the wings of a Patriot Missile, scoop u up, and then fly you to North Korea to kill the Communist Menace.