WTB WTB Jaelens Katana

[Sonderbeast]

Jaelen's Katana - Big dik BiS item

I shall battle the hordes of neckbears and bespectacled warlords for their chances at this weapon which burns holes through wooly socks and amber water bottles.

With this inciting offer of:

3,207 pp

The coffers of the pixel-lords shall fill partially full, their subjects will wail their dissent. That their priveledge of dkp entitles them to a status unbeknownst to the 99% of players who have never experienced the euphoria of right clicking that precious time-locked best in slot item. A priveledge which with my offer shall be denied.

Three thousand, a number far above the hopes of the brittle and barechest champions slinging their rusty weapons through Crushbone, hewing orc gore with nothing but a blade and a dream.

Two hundred, the zerg strength not required to bring the beast down to his knees but will be inevitably be. Their collective time and desire floated, exploited for lasting gain. My gain.

Seven, the number of days which it took me to collect such a large sum of cash. Such a mountainous sum of delicious money to be had, just for you, for this enticing transaction.

My much deserving warrior will be ready to scoop up this much dreamed of slashy and retire. Thank you, you're welcome, and you may now begin sending me your PM's. Please only cat pictures.

[jpetrick]

You’re trying too hard

[Sonderbeast]

I'm offended