Gathering interest for a New Type of Guild

[hagglebaby]

There is a group of us who will definitely be trying to start a new guild on Green. So far it’s just me. Since I’m the first one who committed to the guild, I will probably be the guild leader and in charge of all the guild bank and screenshots.

I was thinking about how so many people are trying to max out on min maxing. This new style guild will have a hard requirement for MAX MINNING.

All applicants must show screenshots showing that their base stats have been maxed out in inapppropriate areas. For example, rogues must max out on intelligence or wisdom. Enchanters must max out on strength or dexterity. Wizards can put points however they choose.

With regards to gear, the easy solution would be that everyone is required to run around naked. There is no challenge to that, therefore, clothing and gear must be worn at all times but it must be the worst possible gear for your class. Again, wizards probably wouldn’t have to adhere to any of these gear restrictions. We still need to take a vote on that. We have been talking about it though.

For sure the most important part of the guild and the thing that we will be focusing on will be the adult entendres in chat. There is a zero tolerance policy for anyone who takes it too far and says anything specific to hurt anyone’s feelings regarding the various adult topics we will be alluding to, however if you also refrain from entendres and aren’t participating with the rest of the group, then we can’t make any promises to your existince within this new guild. At the very least you would be required to put a piece of your gear onto my guild mule until you are able to get your entendres up a little more. It wouldn’t be permanent I’ll give the gear back.

With regards to the raids, obviously we wouldn’t be able to contend with any of the other guilds out there. Even the weakest guild on the server that can’t do anything due to their feeble strategies and attendance. We would still struggle against them. We would need to set our sites on different types of targets for instance we could do a raid on Innothule swamp or east karanas. We would completely take over the zone and get all of that loot. The loot will go from the raid->guild leader->guild mule->distributed to the attendees. Only the worst gear will be distributed to the attendees. If it doesn’t reach a specific threshold of being low enough gear, I will destroy it using the guild mule.

As already stated, I will be the de facto guild leader probably. I’ll also be in charge of raid operations. We already have strong interest from others for treasurer and guild mule controller.

Remaining Available position:

Secretary of guild
Guild facilitator
Guild recorder


Thanks you

[Jimjam]

Wearing AoN on a tank for the hp ��

[Tormmac]

my 51 WIS build ranger will join, rocking a totem and testament of vanear lmao

[Duik]

Everyone farms for and wears a charm pet kit, -mr everywhere.

[Pulgasari]

Alot of good ideas here to keep the game fresh.

[OuterChimp]

This shiz wouldn't fly on Teal.

[DeathsSilkyMist]

Sounds like Cripple will be a very important spell in this guild. Mandatory cripple applied to all raid members during debuff sessions before the raid begins.

[captain]

If I said you had a beautiful elf body, would you hold it against me?

[Swish]

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I will probably be the guild leader and in charge of all the guild bank

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