WTB Fungi tunic +wurmslayer + haste

[huggies3]

Just like the title says

looking for a fungi tunic , a wurmslayer and a haste item

char in game name is huggies

i have no money , but if you give it to me ill either

A) join your guild
B) let you fuck my ass
c) Be your pal
d) buy you a pizza
e) take your ugly old wife out and nail her proper
f) spank you while you beg for me to stop ( i will dress up if req )
g) give you stuff in eve
h) ask until you give it to me