halloween event

[lululalana]

(2:55:19 PM) naez: so i got drunk
(2:55:31 PM) naez: and things really went downhill after that
(2:55:45 PM) naez: halloween was a night of many regrets
(2:55:54 PM) naez: i fucked a fat bitch with bad acne
(2:56:04 PM) naez: i was horny and desperate
(2:56:09 PM) naez: young and dumb
(2:56:13 PM) naez: ogod I am so ashamed
(2:56:18 PM) pallian: bare back?
(2:56:31 PM) naez: i fucked her from the front !!
(2:56:54 PM) naez: neg
(2:57:14 PM) naez: at least i was able to enjoy myself
(2:57:33 PM) naez: but i just nuted quick
(2:57:38 PM) naez: indeed no condom
(2:58:28 PM) pallian: how were the teets
(2:58:38 PM) naez: they were alright
(2:58:42 PM) naez: oh i forgot the worst part
(2:58:55 PM) naez: we did it in this other fat chicks room
(2:59:01 PM) naez: and someone had puked in the trash can
(2:59:07 PM) naez: and the whole room was rancid
(3:00:21 PM) naez: i was like you call me again you're a dead man !
(3:00:24 PM) pallian: how did her pussy smell
(3:00:38 PM) naez: i couldnt smell anything over the vomit
(3:01:02 PM) pallian: i've never seen a fat chick naked. what color were her panties?
(3:01:15 PM) naez: i duno im colo bloind
(3:01:18 PM) naez: like pink maybe
(3:01:21 PM) naez: she wasnt THAT fat
(3:01:30 PM) naez: actually now i think about it
(3:01:33 PM) naez: she was pretty fat
(3:01:40 PM) naez: i like them a lil husky so im not fucking skin and bones
(3:01:58 PM) naez: but she had Grade A acne man
(3:02:07 PM) naez: and i fucked her hohoho
(3:02:23 PM) pallian: you ate the acne covered pussy?
(3:02:53 PM) naez: the pussy wasnt accne covered
(3:03:00 PM) naez: the pussy was a little
(3:03:01 PM) naez: how you say
(3:03:04 PM) naez: "unkempt"
(3:03:12 PM) naez: rough around the edges
(3:03:15 PM) naez: s/rough/hairy
(3:03:20 PM) pallian: BIG LIPS?
(3:03:38 PM) naez: it was a fat vagina but surprisingly hairy
(3:03:44 PM) naez: i busted within 2 minutes hohoho
(3:05:02 PM) pallian: was it hard for her to spread her legs far apart? Did her bulkiness impede your workout?
(3:05:17 PM) naez: like i said she wasnt obese
(3:05:29 PM) pallian: i thought you said she was
(3:05:32 PM) naez: just a lot of extra meat
(3:05:48 PM) pallian: did you slap her ass
(3:05:57 PM) naez: i should have
(3:06:07 PM) pallian: which position did you start/finish
(3:06:27 PM) naez: her layin on bed and me standing up
(3:06:48 PM) naez: like missionary i gues
(3:06:53 PM) pallian: was it hard to hold her big legs up?
(3:07:16 PM) naez: well i am super buff
(3:07:22 PM) naez: you gotta realize
(3:07:27 PM) naez: i was drinking Trump vodka
(3:07:27 PM) pallian: i forgot
(3:07:31 PM) naez: its not everyday
(3:07:36 PM) naez: you drink trump codka
(3:07:53 PM) naez: even the russians worship trump vodka
(3:07:59 PM) naez: and theyre all about their vodkas
(3:08:22 PM) pallian: was she a big russian?
(3:08:33 PM) naez: i duno
(3:08:43 PM) naez: god damnit man
(3:08:47 PM) naez: what the hell was i thinking
(3:08:55 PM) pallian: did your friends know
(3:09:03 PM) naez: luckily not
(3:09:22 PM) pallian: surely they saw you kissing her before going upstairs
(3:09:22 PM) naez: cuz i just went up to this bitch, who i didnt really know but i talked to her for like 10 minutes maybe
(3:09:51 PM) naez: i was like "hey dont take this the wrong way you can say no but do you wanna go fool around
(3:10:08 PM) naez: and she looked at me for a minute and said okay
(3:10:19 PM) naez: and we went upstairs
(3:10:23 PM) naez: discretely!
(3:10:37 PM) naez: like waht the fuck
(3:10:40 PM) naez: i was so wasted
(3:10:46 PM) naez: an their was no good pussy
(3:10:52 PM) naez: and i was young dumb and horny
(3:11:01 PM) naez: she was the fattest cow in the herd
(3:11:13 PM) pallian: someone at that party called you after right
(3:11:18 PM) naez: ya
(3:11:52 PM) pallian: so she has access to your number to notify you when shes late for her period next month?
(3:12:11 PM) naez: i didnt bust inside her
(3:12:28 PM) naez: i busted on her beer belly
(3:12:43 PM) pallian: oh good.
(3:12:53 PM) pallian: Yeah i heard the PULL OUT method has great return on investment
(3:13:08 PM) naez: the key is to not pull out until you have finished orgasm
(3:13:15 PM) naez: just hold back the nut
(3:13:29 PM) naez: it takes pratice and discipline
(3:14:24 PM) pallian: yeah. its hard to do but with enough practice its foolproof. If you do'nt have an accident while practicing that is.
(3:14:49 PM) naez: accidents are how kids are born
(3:16:03 PM) pallian: good thing you utilized the best birth control method available in this modern times, otherwise you might be worried about getting a phone call and forever being known as the tweaker who knocked up the fat girl and had to work at Del Taco to support his obese child
(3:16:31 PM) naez: thank god because del taco is a shithole
(3:17:40 PM) pallian: do you think her acne is hereditary? because it would suck if your kid had acne too.
(3:17:50 PM) pallian: have you thought of a name?
(3:18:26 PM) pallian: you could dress it in those extra long shorts and sunglasses that are too big
(3:18:39 PM) pallian: it would look all SOCAL yo!
(3:18:44 PM) naez: hell ya
(3:19:30 PM) pallian: unless its fat then you'll be embarrassed to bring it out in public, not to mention the whale of a mother you will have to keep feeding while it constantly bitches about wanting money from you
(3:19:48 PM) naez: hohoho
(3:19:49 PM) pallian: yeah no one likes fat kids
(3:20:36 PM) pallian: but i guess you have a 50/50 chance it may look like a skinny tweaker or a puffed up blowfish
(3:20:55 PM) pallian: if its fat you could name it andre the giant
(3:21:25 PM) pallian: she will have its pics all over her myspace and probably talk shit about you not giving her money though
(3:21:31 PM) naez: i come froma fat gened family
(3:21:32 PM) pallian: that will kill your myspace game
(3:21:47 PM) naez: yet i have never been fat
(3:21:48 PM) pallian: all da hoes will know bout yo chile
(3:22:02 PM) naez: i dont even use myspace
(3:22:19 PM) naez: myspace is bullshit
(3:22:36 PM) pallian: i guess your fat genes will return to you when yo'ure off the meth
(3:22:51 PM) naez: wrpong
(3:23:03 PM) pallian: haven't you been on meth for a long time?
(3:23:19 PM) pallian: but you were kinda chunky as a kid (before you were on meth) but then got skinny
(3:23:32 PM) pallian: i thought you'd told me that
(3:23:41 PM) pallian: maybe your kid wil be the same, so you won't have a fat kid after all
(3:24:02 PM) naez: no i was like maybe had a beer gut
(3:24:07 PM) naez: then i got real skinny
(3:24:10 PM) naez: and now im just buff!
(3:24:11 PM) pallian: oh if your kid is a girl, she will bring over her hot high school friends and you get look at them while you sit in your recliner wearing a white wife beater and dirty shorts
(3:24:41 PM) pallian: unless shes fat, then she will bring over her fat acne high school friends but at that point you wont care.
(3:25:16 PM) pallian: do fat girls make noise in bed?
(3:25:23 PM) naez: she didnt
(3:25:27 PM) naez: it was wierd
(3:25:39 PM) naez: i didnt satisfy her hohoho
(3:25:42 PM) pallian: could she um .. feel anything?
(3:25:48 PM) naez: iono
(3:26:43 PM) pallian: hot dog down the hallway syndrome happens to a few friends of mine. but they are white and have small dicks. Its not your fault, she probably just had a really big hole
(3:28:15 PM) pallian: did she at least slob the knob?
(3:28:35 PM) naez: no i didnt want to get acne on my penis
(3:29:35 PM) pallian: weird. I read fat girls always go down. Maybe she had just eaten a banquet and wasn't hungry
(3:30:24 PM) pallian: did you know the average ejaculation contains 300 million sperm?
(3:30:36 PM) pallian: are you sure you didn't let any get in her big hole?
(3:30:46 PM) pallian: i mean, 300 million is a lot to keep trakc of while yo'ure drunk
(3:31:16 PM) naez: well luckily ive killed most fo my sperms tail functionality through all the drugs and tobacco
(3:31:34 PM) naez: so its the one time drugs ahve saved my life
(3:32:18 PM) pallian: did she at least thank you when you were done?

[Massive Marc]

Originally Posted by lululalana [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

(3:32:18 PM) pallian: did she at least thank you when you were done?

My buddy tells me fat chicks ALWAYS thank him after he fucks them.

[ZEROSUM]

halloween 2008 my only regret in life is not doing more things they said i shudnt

[Steaks]

lolled trhough this

epic

[OngorDrakan]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[Cast]

didnt read

[Caridry]

(3:12:11 PM) naez: i didnt bust inside her
(3:12:28 PM) naez: i busted on her beer belly
(3:12:43 PM) pallian: oh good.
(3:12:53 PM) pallian: Yeah i heard the PULL OUT method has great return on investment


best part of the whole thing

[fiegi]

didn't read either

[fiegi]

anything with naez talking = waste of anyones time + talent.

[ZEROSUM]

mad

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