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 |   hahaha fuck you. | ||
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 |   A+ post. Would read again. | ||
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 |   Select * from table; Look gais I pr0gramm3r | ||
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 |   we got some developers in here. http://youtu.be/KMU0tzLwhbE | ||
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 |   Select a.field, b.field From table a Left join table b On a.field2 = b.field2 Where naezisretard = 'Y'; L0l I haz sum cum loud degree from Internet skewlz pr0grammin | ||
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 |   you missed the keywrod clause of the select, counts | ||
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 |   Sorry, select * count (distinct retards) | ||
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 |   CUT IT OUT NERDS | ||
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