Cats > Dogs

[indiscriminate_hater]

Cats keep themselves clean

Cats don’t need constant attention

Cats don’t need to be walked

Cats don’t need to be taken out to take a shit, or piss

Cats can be trained to use the toilet

Cats don’t eat their own shit

You can leave a cat alone for a week or more, just leave out some food and water. You couldn’t leave home for a week without your dog having a catastrophic breakdown

Cats kill annoying rodents for fun

Cats are elegant, sleek, and fuzzy. Dogs are slobbering baboons

Cats are clever and conniving, which makes them much more interesting to play with

Dogs’ relatives are wolves. Cats’ relatives are leopards, lions, and motherfucking tigers.

Kittens are infinitely cuter than puppies

Cats live longer than dogs

Cats are much less likely to run away from home and get lost

In short, dogs are for emotionally-dependent people that need a constant source of stupid, blind loyalty. Cats are for people that are interesting and independent enough to enjoy the pockets of deep affection cats give to their human companions.

[Bboboo]

When a Cat dies you move on.

When a Dog dies it breaks your heart = (

[BurgyK]

Cats will shit on your pillow when they are pissed at you. Thanks blits! You asshole!

[Patriam1066]

Know how I know you're gay....

Because you listen to coldplay

and you think cats > dogs

[kotton05]

Cats way better. Great post

[Estolcles]

Originally Posted by kotton05 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Cats way better. Great post

[Patriam1066]

Go to a park with a cat and try to pick up girls. Share your results.

Don't worry, I'll wait.

Plus my dog does cool stuff like:
1) fetch
2) not shit inside my house in a pile commonly known as a "litter box"
3) play my backup cleric for heals

Cats could play a ranger at best

[indiscriminate_hater]

Originally Posted by BurgyK [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Cats will shit on your pillow when they are pissed at you. Thanks blits! You asshole!

Cats have the balls to fuck with an animal 10X + bigger then them. Another plus

[Geofizzle]

Dogs: If you died tomorrow in the wilderness, your dog would starve to death before resorting to eating your corpse, out of respect. That's love.

Cats: If you died tomorrow in the wilderness, your beloved 'cat' would begin eating your corpse pretty immediately, starting with the eyes. They don't give a fuck about you.

Pretty cut and dry.

[indiscriminate_hater]

Originally Posted by Geofizzle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dogs: If you died tomorrow in the wilderness, your dog would starve to death before resorting to eating your corpse, out of respect. That's love.

Cats: If you died tomorrow in the wilderness, your beloved 'cat' would begin eating your corpse pretty immediately, starting with the eyes. They don't give a fuck about you.

Pretty cut and dry.

Prove it.