Death/Sludge/Doom Metal: Gayer than pop bands?

[Bodeanicus]

Why is that pop stars are considered gay, when it's the metal audience that's full of teen boys groping each other in the pit? Discuss.

[baub]

Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why is that pop stars are considered gay, when it's the metal audience that's full of teen boys groping each other in the pit? Discuss.

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[Sigmastorm]

Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm retarded




durp

hurp

lurp

[Troy]

My gay friends like musical theater and pop music.

[Abacab niggah]

This dude is so mad over a two day old thread, it's kind of funny cause I know he'll still be raging all the way into Halloween. For your viewing pleasure I bring you

The poetics and hypocrisy of Bodeanicus

"Listening to heavy metal is for immature, angsty, children; playing video games all night and trolling a forum til the sun comes up is not" - Bodean

"Abacab is a bleeding pussy and whines/rages for days on end; I'm still responding to days old threads and making new ones about the same subject" - Bodean

"Abacab is an attention whore; I continuously make stupid ill-informed posts hoping people will agree, even though no one gives a fuck" - Bodean

"Abacab is a malignant narcissist; I claim my material is superior even though I don't post proof because I am afraid of the criticism" - Bodean

"I am not mad, and you'll never get under my skin; so I necro old resentments involving server drama from the month April" - Bodean

"My opinions on this genre in music are well deserved; I've never played the genre and only have a superficial view of the genre itself" - Bodean

"I know what I'm talking about; when really I'm just mashing up ill-thought insults in an attempt to flame" - Bodean

"You're just a long haired kid with a goatee thinking he's a musician; when in reality I have a goatee and greatly exaggerate my musicianship" - Bodean

"I continuously post to prove that Abacab is retarded; No one really cares" - Bodean


and that my friend is why no one will EVER think the following about you:

• You're funny
• You're witty
• You're right
• You're intelligent
• You're an awwrite dude
• You're insightful
• You're talented
• You're not mad
• You're doing it for the lulz

because you've proven yourself otherwise with every single word you've ever written on this screen.

[Bodeanicus]

Originally Posted by Abacab *****h [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This dude is so mad over a two day old thread, it's kind of funny cause I know he'll still be raging all the way into Halloween. For your viewing pleasure I bring you

The poetics and hypocrisy of Bodeanicus

"Listening to heavy metal is for immature, angsty, children; playing video games all night and trolling a forum til the sun comes up is not" - Bodean

"Abacab is a bleeding pussy and whines/rages for days on end; I'm still responding to days old threads and making new ones about the same subject" - Bodean

"Abacab is an attention whore; I continuously make stupid ill-informed posts hoping people will agree, even though no one gives a fuck" - Bodean

"Abacab is a malignant narcissist; I claim my material is superior even though I don't post proof because I am afraid of the criticism" - Bodean

"I am not mad, and you'll never get under my skin; so I necro old resentments involving server drama from the month April" - Bodean

"My opinions on this genre in music are well deserved; I've never played the genre and only have a superficial view of the genre itself" - Bodean

"I know what I'm talking about; when really I'm just mashing up ill-thought insults in an attempt to flame" - Bodean

"You're just a long haired kid with a goatee thinking he's a musician; when in reality I have a goatee and greatly exaggerate my musicianship" - Bodean

"I continuously post to prove that Abacab is retarded; No one really cares" - Bodean


and that my friend is why no one will EVER think the following about you:

• You're funny
• You're witty
• You're right
• You're intelligent
• You're an awwrite dude
• You're insightful
• You're talented
• You're not mad
• You're doing it for the lulz

because you've proven yourself otherwise with every single word you've ever written on this screen.

What am I angry about? Who is posting walls of text in response to one sentence insinuating his "music" is homo-erotic?

Are you getting upset, sweetheart? You going to train me?

[Theldios]

Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What am I angry about? Who is posting walls of text in response to one sentence insinuating his "music" is homo-erotic?

Are you getting upset, sweetheart? You going to train me?

I would like to ask one thing.
Who is the fag calling another guy "sweetheart" ?

[Bodeanicus]

Originally Posted by Theldios [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would like to ask one thing.
Who is the fag calling another guy "sweetheart" ?

Who is running to the rescue of his buttbuddy?

[Abacab niggah]

Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What am I angry about? Who is posting walls of text in response to one sentence insinuating his "music" is homo-erotic?

Are you getting upset, sweetheart? You going to train me?

Should I do it in rap verse?

With so much drama in the R-F-C
It's kinda hard bein Aba C A double B
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funny ass shit like every single day
May I, grief a little someone for Bodean (yeah)
and, make a few pages as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the threads still jumpin
cause Rogean ain't home
I got pimps in the mumble trollin' it on
and, they ain't loggin' til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a dictionary full of rage and my homeboys do too
So turn off your screen and close the window
But (but what) we don't love them trolls, yeah!
So we gonna post a response to this
G's up, trolls down, while you motherfuckers lol to this

[Chorus: repeat 2X]

Scrollin' down the screen, postin videos, trippin' on hater juice
Post that (with my finger on my mouse and my mouse on my finger)

[Verse Two:]

Now, that, I got me some Wiki answers
Everybody got they posts, but they ain't linkin' in
Now this types of shit, happens all the time
You got to post yours but fool I already posted mine
Everything is fine when you trollin' to the C-A-B
I got the rhetoric that be pwning he
who listens, to the words that I speak
As I respond to this fucking idiot in every thread he speaks
and get to raping this bitch named Bodean (Bodean?)
He used to be really fucking lazy (Oh, that bitch)
Eighty flames, when I tell that bitch please
Raise up off these N-U-T's, cause you gets none of these
At ease, as I troll with the IRC , feel the squeeze
beeeitch, I'm just

[Chorus]

[Verse Three:]

Later on that day
My homey Raren came through with a gang of verbal rape
And a bad ass post, of some caustic rhetoric that made me lol a bit
Shit, this ain't no joke
I had to back up off of it and shut my windows down
Flaming and rhetoric, yeah you're fucked up now
But it ain't no stoppin, I'm still poppin
Raren got some bitches banned form the project
To serve me, not with a cherry on top
Cause when I post I'm blunt, I'm raisin up the bar
Don't get upset Bodean, that's just how it goes
I don't love you ho, I'm out the do'
And I'll be

[Chorus]

[Abacab niggah]

In other words, Bodeanicus is the master of ad hominem and irrelevant conclusion by way of inductive fallacies (mostly from hasty decisions, hypocrisy, and bias)