If We Get EXP Bonus This Weekend, Please Thank The USA For Making It Possible

[Encroaching Death]

We get it.

You don't like Americans. I understand.

We're loud, fat, and ignorant. We drink too much Coca Cola and wear too much blue jean pant.

BUT...if the Server Staff grace us with a most bountiful EXP Bonus this weekend, it will be because the UNITED STATES OF AMERICANUS made it so.

We sat down with natives years ago and forced their gross food down our throats in order to bring you Thanksgiving. That is sacrifice. We are Heroes. Yes, even me.

So please, when you benefit from OUR heroic sacrifice this weekend, be sure to /hug any American you come across.

And yes, this also means you support the bad side of our history (like when the Red Sox lost the World Series in 1984 and slavery)

But you get to celebrate all the good too, like when our CIA overthrew a country for a banana company (that was very sweet, thank you)

So please keep your comments positive or I swear to GOD I will call up John Bolton and convince him your neighborhood holds oil.

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