Remember when

[F0rmsh1fter]

P99 was good? I do. 2k pop, EC tunnel was absolutely jumping, raid scene was healthy (minus the raid rules and certain officials who are no longer around), forums were lit, people were macequesting. Abacab was playing a highly entertaining game of cat and mouse in game and on the forums

Devs, follow this guide to restore p99 to its former glory, for great success and 1000 years happy ancestor good luck:

-wipe everything. Open p99 purple server (blue and red combo) and tweak code so that you can flag for pvp if you want, but otherwise play the game the way it was intended to be played

-spend the blooming onion budget on hiring assassins to delete thj devs (that server sucks anyway)

-move p99 server hosting to china. Can probably pay for it by selling our data which they’re going to get from corporations and congress anyway

-revert all non-classic elements to their intended classic function for better or worse- stand on principal