Mafia Chat inner workings revealed

[Snufz]

Random sample from 10 mins in chat.

****** DIGGER 6:55 pm
as long as we bought him a 40

iplayonvztz 6:55 pm
lol
lethdar don kno shit
hes a worm

****** DIGGER 6:55 pm
cast is terrified of anyone knowing anything about him
because it would confirm
that he is in fact
what he seems

iplayonvztz 6:55 pm
because thats how u last on the intranets
i learned early kid

****** DIGGER 6:55 pm
yes

iplayonvztz 6:55 pm
before ur time

****** DIGGER 6:55 pm
i know
and the internets is your life

iplayonvztz 6:56 pm
i was gamin hardcore at 12 yo

****** DIGGER 6:56 pm
your existence

iplayonvztz 6:56 pm
get off my nuts maggit

****** DIGGER 6:56 pm
im sure you were

Snufz187 6:56 pm
lethdar a worm?

****** DIGGER 6:56 pm
i believe you

Snufz187 6:56 pm
i think not

iplayonvztz 6:56 pm
snufz a worm too

****** DIGGER 6:56 pm
the internet is all cast has

Snufz187 6:56 pm
cast a wannabe

iplayonvztz 6:56 pm
200k+ google searches on me
u mad???

regulatur02kyle@yahoo.com 6:56 pm
chapman just got rocked

Snufz187 6:56 pm
wannabe someone wit them skills

iplayonvztz 6:56 pm
about as legit as this dr dre song im bumpin 2

****** DIGGER 6:56 pm
he can be a bad boy on the internet
but no one can know about his rl
bc it would destroy his 15 years of hard work

iplayonvztz 6:56 pm
and no one in RL knows about my gamin past
does that bother u??/

****** DIGGER 6:56 pm
spamming forums and trolling ppl
no

iplayonvztz 6:57 pm
that i would never mix the two? cuz i aint a moran like u?

****** DIGGER 6:57 pm
but it fits the bill
100&
100%
ashamed of his own passion

iplayonvztz 6:57 pm
my pals have no clue what gaming even is

****** DIGGER 6:57 pm
literally ashamed of his own life

iplayonvztz 6:57 pm
ive always hung out with the popular kids bro i wasnt an outcast like u

regulatur02kyle@yahoo.com 6:57 pm
i hide all all game playing from my wife

****** DIGGER 6:57 pm
ya i know

iplayonvztz 6:57 pm
but i had to get my gamin in [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] u dig

****** DIGGER 6:57 pm
you were super popular in hs

ciawiretap 6:57 pm
I was popular from 5th grade thru high school

****** DIGGER 6:57 pm
got all the cheerleaders and stuff

iplayonvztz 6:57 pm
not just HS

ciawiretap 6:57 pm
then after it went downhill

****** DIGGER 6:57 pm
while you were gaming
everquest

iplayonvztz 6:57 pm
literally my whole life

****** DIGGER 6:57 pm
12 horus a day

iplayonvztz 6:57 pm
does that bother u??

****** DIGGER 6:57 pm
the cheerleaders would come over

ciawiretap 6:58 pm
so popular

****** DIGGER 6:58 pm
and get with you

ciawiretap 6:58 pm
here on friday nite with us

iplayonvztz 6:58 pm
oh he mad as fuk

ciawiretap 6:58 pm
ur so much mor epopular than us

iplayonvztz 6:58 pm
got the hoot hooters on me tonight
hopefully they dont bring up history i have no chance vs naez, he almost got a minor
hahaha

****** DIGGER 6:59 pm
haha good one bro
good 1 real clever
haha

iplayonvztz 6:59 pm
got 1 better 4 u [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

****** DIGGER 6:59 pm
rofl hahahaha
minor
hahahaha
he studied at college

iplayonvztz 6:59 pm
ehehehe
got 'em!

Jabawanga 6:59 pm
why boot

iplayonvztz 6:59 pm
hohoho hehehe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
keepin known terrorist out of channel

Jabawanga 6:59 pm
eh was ripping into u

Jabawanga 6:59 pm
and u boot
LOOKS BAD

iplayonvztz 7:00 pm
no he was spammin

Jabawanga 7:00 pm
no
was perfectly fine battle
and u cop out
and boot

iplayonvztz 7:00 pm
lol battle

****** DIGGER 7:00 pm
hahaha

Jabawanga 7:00 pm
im disgusted
with that action

****** DIGGER 7:00 pm
cast bitches out
because he cant take the heat

Jabawanga 7:00 pm
i gotta walk this one off

iplayonvztz 7:00 pm
battle vs a kid hopped up on drugs
whose about to graduate college with no job

****** DIGGER 7:00 pm
am sober atm pal

iplayonvztz 7:00 pm
depressed as fuck
yawn

****** DIGGER 7:00 pm
cast couldnt take the heat

iplayonvztz 7:00 pm
lives in the DORMS as a senior

****** DIGGER 7:00 pm
the truth
that i was spewing
all over his face

iplayonvztz 7:00 pm
u were just spammin laughs

****** DIGGER 7:01 pm
i was being you bro

iplayonvztz 7:01 pm
u were spamming sorry dont do that

****** DIGGER 7:01 pm
thats literally
what you do
say some stupid inane thing
then spam laughs
and not respond coherently

iplayonvztz 7:01 pm
prince college career: live in dorms 4-5? years

****** DIGGER 7:01 pm
or with real answers

iplayonvztz 7:01 pm
snortling

****** DIGGER 7:01 pm
because youre ashamed of yourself and your life

iplayonvztz 7:01 pm
only nerds live in the dorms past freshman yr bro

****** DIGGER 7:01 pm
doing ad hominems and red herrings
left n right

iplayonvztz 7:01 pm
not ashamed of anything

****** DIGGER 7:01 pm
its ok dude
i dont care

Snufz187 7:01 pm
cast

****** DIGGER 7:01 pm
everyone has their path

ciawiretap 7:01 pm
my sisters a sophomore

Snufz187 7:01 pm
just stop

iplayonvztz 7:02 pm
RL doesnt have to do with online life bro

Snufz187 7:02 pm
i mean

ciawiretap 7:02 pm
living for free as an RA

Snufz187 7:02 pm
prince is so far ahead of u
in snufz points

****** DIGGER 7:02 pm
the only reason it bothers me is because you take out your issues on us

iplayonvztz 7:02 pm
lol
villager snufz
wants some

ciawiretap 7:02 pm
snufz tell him whats up

****** DIGGER 7:02 pm
and its annoying
as fuck

Snufz187 7:02 pm
cast at like 13 snufz points

****** DIGGER 7:02 pm
like ok dude ur a gamer
its not a big deal

Snufz187 7:02 pm
prince around 98

****** DIGGER 7:02 pm
you dont need to put on this huge show
about how cool you are

ciawiretap 7:02 pm
snufz opinion is like 3x a lethdar and 2x a solid

iplayonvztz 7:02 pm
what is he talkin about

****** DIGGER 7:02 pm
and all the bitches you get
just be normal

Snufz187 7:02 pm
naez varies from 22-270 snufz points
depending

iplayonvztz 7:02 pm
thx for the pyschotheraphy session

****** DIGGER 7:02 pm
you dont need to put down everyone else because youre ashamed of your own llife

iplayonvztz 7:03 pm
depressed drug addict

****** DIGGER 7:03 pm
you need it dude

iplayonvztz 7:03 pm
lol

****** DIGGER 7:03 pm
like i said
red herring

iplayonvztz 7:03 pm
dude im not putting you down

****** DIGGER 7:03 pm
ad hominem

iplayonvztz 7:03 pm
im tellingyou your life currently

****** DIGGER 7:03 pm
straw man
etc

iplayonvztz 7:03 pm
you're severely depressed
using tons of prescript drugs
you live in the dorms as a senior
and ur graduating without a job
so basically your life is fucked...

****** DIGGER 7:03 pm
i dont respond to those things

iplayonvztz 7:03 pm
thats just being real, not projecting anything

****** DIGGER 7:03 pm
because its a waste of time
if i gave a real response

iplayonvztz 7:03 pm
sorry that your life bothers you so bad that me listing it is me projecting to you

****** DIGGER 7:03 pm
you would spam HAHAHA DORMS DRUGS

****** DIGGER 7:04 pm
you dont have reasonable discussion
so i dont waste my time
but ill go down that list
if you like

iplayonvztz 7:04 pm
lol u think ur ripping me
i chew kids out like u all day

****** DIGGER 7:04 pm
i know man
youre a real tough guy
we're all real impressed

iplayonvztz 7:04 pm
good
daddy lieks that

****** DIGGER 7:05 pm
and you have like 3 girls on your dick right now
etc
but really
cmon bro

iplayonvztz 7:05 pm
u mad all my stories r real [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

****** DIGGER 7:05 pm
get over it

iplayonvztz 7:05 pm
it bothers u

****** DIGGER 7:05 pm
everyone in this chat

iplayonvztz 7:05 pm
lol living in the dorms as a senior YIKES

****** DIGGER 7:05 pm
has played video gfames to excess at some point
hahahaha
literally proving my point
you literally just like
cant help it
or something
idk

iplayonvztz 7:05 pm
im explaining

****** DIGGER 7:05 pm
maybe youre too far down the rabbit hole

iplayonvztz 7:06 pm
u haven't experienced anything because u obviously dont have friends or have crazy social anxiety

****** DIGGER 7:06 pm
you cant self reflect because it would be too painful

iplayonvztz 7:06 pm
so u think me tellin normal stories is boasting or something

****** DIGGER 7:06 pm
you dont know anything about me
well

iplayonvztz 7:06 pm
im 27 dude im not trying to impress u

****** DIGGER 7:06 pm
you know a little

iplayonvztz 7:06 pm
with my stories

****** DIGGER 7:06 pm
yes you are

iplayonvztz 7:06 pm
especially from me in high school lol

****** DIGGER 7:06 pm
all you do is sit on the internet
all day long
working on ur e-rep
thats your life

iplayonvztz 7:06 pm
ur mad that u dont know anything about me
and i know about you
because you're stupid enough to mix ur RL and intranet
and ive spent 15 years smart enough not to do that

****** DIGGER 7:06 pm
i used to be super careful

iplayonvztz 7:06 pm
and it bothers u that u got nothin

****** DIGGER 7:06 pm
not to do that
then i realized
im not going into politics
it doesnt matter

iplayonvztz 7:07 pm
who cares

****** DIGGER 7:07 pm
ok so i game a little
i do some drugs

iplayonvztz 7:07 pm
i see ppl gettin fired everyday for shit they say on twitter

****** DIGGER 7:07 pm
literally the only ppl terrified
of mixing rl with internet
well
a large subsection of them
are people who spend most of their time on the internet
and are ashamed of their rl lives

iplayonvztz 7:07 pm
lol

****** DIGGER 7:07 pm
as it would hurt their e rep
that is you

iplayonvztz 7:07 pm
kid u haven't even gone into the real world yet

****** DIGGER 7:07 pm
in a nutshell

iplayonvztz 7:07 pm
ur still a kiddie

****** DIGGER 7:07 pm
haha
ive done more in my life

iplayonvztz 7:08 pm
if ur actually graduating soon

****** DIGGER 7:08 pm
than you'll prob do in your lifetime
one of the benefits of being born into a well off family

iplayonvztz 7:08 pm
lol what erep
my E rep with 10 ppl in an aim chat?
lol

****** DIGGER 7:08 pm
yes
the aim chat

iplayonvztz 7:08 pm
hahaha

****** DIGGER 7:08 pm
that you spend all day
every day
in
that aim chat
this chat isnt you and 4 or 5 of your rl pals
or coworkers

iplayonvztz 7:09 pm
what
r u talkin about

****** DIGGER 7:09 pm
this is like 10 random ppl that play video ames together
sometimes

iplayonvztz 7:09 pm
so what
whats ur point

****** DIGGER 7:09 pm
and you spend huge portions of your day
here
talking here
this is it

iplayonvztz 7:09 pm
what

****** DIGGER 7:09 pm
but then you try to talk big about your rl

iplayonvztz 7:09 pm
wot
wat
wut

****** DIGGER 7:10 pm
do you see where there is a disconnect here

iplayonvztz 7:10 pm
the fuck
r u talkin about

****** DIGGER 7:10 pm
in your reasoning?

iplayonvztz 7:10 pm
what is ur point
to this spam

****** DIGGER 7:10 pm
i dont know how to make it more clear

iplayonvztz 7:10 pm
again it seems ur angry i wont tell u anything about my RL bro

****** DIGGER 7:10 pm
red herring
again

iplayonvztz 7:10 pm
ur a moran

****** DIGGER 7:10 pm
keep at it bro
youre real good at deflecting

iplayonvztz 7:10 pm
u trying to make a point

****** DIGGER 7:10 pm
i made my point

iplayonvztz 7:11 pm
but just not smart enough to go full circle

****** DIGGER 7:11 pm
you pretended to not get it

iplayonvztz 7:11 pm
with whatever ur ramblin about

****** DIGGER 7:11 pm
because its the painful truth

iplayonvztz 7:11 pm
that i talk about RL in this chat?

****** DIGGER 7:11 pm
no
that this chat is your RL

iplayonvztz 7:11 pm
how is this chat my RL

****** DIGGER 7:11 pm
and you try to pretend otherwise
and denigrate ppl nonstop for random shit

iplayonvztz 7:11 pm
what do i do in my RL prince

****** DIGGER 7:11 pm
probably because you feel ashamed
that this chat is your RL

iplayonvztz 7:11 pm
u kno nothin about me so u mad

****** DIGGER 7:12 pm
red herring
again

iplayonvztz 7:12 pm
and i can list all ur failings

iplayonvztz 7:12 pm
depressed drug addict loser who lives in dorm about to graduate no job etc

****** DIGGER 7:12 pm
you have a tiny view into part of my life
i would respond to it

iplayonvztz 7:12 pm
naw i got it locked down

****** DIGGER 7:12 pm
but it wouldnt matter
ya
see
thats just it

iplayonvztz 7:12 pm
ur a kid
who needs life to beat him into submission for a few years

****** DIGGER 7:12 pm
you arent open to new information
haha

iplayonvztz 7:12 pm
and it will after u graduate

****** DIGGER 7:13 pm
just because life has beaten you into submission

iplayonvztz 7:13 pm
i guarantee that

****** DIGGER 7:13 pm
doesnt mean you have to inflict your pain
on other people
if you were just normal

iplayonvztz 7:13 pm
how am i inflicting pain lol

****** DIGGER 7:13 pm
and friendly
and talked about video games and shit
like the rest of the people in chat
i would have NO problem with you
none whatsoever

iplayonvztz 7:13 pm
normal and friendly is relative, considering your severely depressed and take drugs 24/7 that aren't prescribed to u
i certainly wouldnt call that normal

****** DIGGER 7:13 pm
red herring
again

iplayonvztz 7:13 pm
but since ur point of view is warped u wont see that

****** DIGGER 7:13 pm
ok
instead of normal
ill be more specific
nonconfrontational
friendly

iplayonvztz 7:14 pm
i dont care what u do

****** DIGGER 7:14 pm
contributing stuff

iplayonvztz 7:14 pm
lol

****** DIGGER 7:14 pm
like
idk if i recall correctly

iplayonvztz 7:14 pm
dude u trying to have a heart to heart or something
but i literally give 0 fucks

****** DIGGER 7:15 pm
im just saying
shrug
im tryna help you out pal

iplayonvztz 7:15 pm
lol
i think ill find my advice and mentorship elsewhere bro!

****** DIGGER 7:15 pm
you lack any sort of self awareness
i dont want to mentor you

iplayonvztz 7:15 pm
u keep railing all those random unprescribed drugs tho [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]



****** DIGGER 7:15 pm
red herring

iplayonvztz 7:15 pm
did u just learn that word in class today or something

****** DIGGER 7:16 pm
keep deflecting anything tough about you
no

iplayonvztz 7:16 pm
what is tough about me that ur saying lol

****** DIGGER 7:16 pm
you just reflexively deflect

iplayonvztz 7:16 pm
that im being mean to u

****** DIGGER 7:16 pm
no

iplayonvztz 7:16 pm
and u want me to be more friendly
hahaha
gtfo !!!

****** DIGGER 7:16 pm
im saying

iplayonvztz 7:16 pm
this chat is apparently my life and ur the one whose crying over it

****** DIGGER 7:16 pm
you need to accept yourself

****** DIGGER 7:16 pm
and i think if u did
youd be a lot nicer

iplayonvztz 7:16 pm
lol
accept myself

****** DIGGER 7:16 pm
i dont care either way

iplayonvztz 7:16 pm
ok dude i accept myself
for being the amazing person ive always been

****** DIGGER 7:16 pm
no you dont

iplayonvztz 7:17 pm
top gamer, top lifer, all at the same time

****** DIGGER 7:17 pm
ya
sure thing pal
keep it up

iplayonvztz 7:17 pm
now this is where u ask me to boot u
and i boot u

****** DIGGER 7:17 pm
see you in the news in a few years
when the veneer cracks
im smarter than you

iplayonvztz 7:17 pm
LOL

****** DIGGER 7:17 pm
im better off than you

iplayonvztz 7:17 pm
here it comes

****** DIGGER 7:17 pm
i have more life prospects than you
and it infuriates you

iplayonvztz 7:18 pm
nice dude
lol
wat
literally chortling

****** DIGGER 7:18 pm
yeah i know

iplayonvztz 7:18 pm
now it came full circle in my mind

****** DIGGER 7:18 pm
haha everything i say is so funny

iplayonvztz 7:18 pm
apparently im jealous of all ur life prospects as a severely depressed college student who lives in the dorms and has no job lined up, so he takes tons of drugs and plays league of shitty legends all night
ahhh hahahahaha
gtfo

****** DIGGER 7:19 pm
see
youre not even saying that to me
youre saying it to yourself

iplayonvztz 7:19 pm
wat

****** DIGGER 7:19 pm
reassuring yourself

iplayonvztz 7:19 pm
kinda drugs r u on dude

****** DIGGER 7:19 pm
that someone somewhere
is worse off than you

iplayonvztz 7:19 pm
the fuk r u tlakin bout

****** DIGGER 7:19 pm
im happy to be that person in your mind if it helps you feel better about yourself

iplayonvztz 7:19 pm
ok dude im not goin over this again with u
im gonna keep doin what im doing

****** DIGGER 7:20 pm
o i know

iplayonvztz 7:20 pm
u dealwithit.jpg

****** DIGGER 7:20 pm
it makes no dif to me pal

iplayonvztz 7:20 pm
readin some forums chill 4 a bit big dog

****** DIGGER 7:20 pm
oh i bet
hard at work
chat and forums
95% of your daily existence