fastest breakfast possible

[Magikarp]

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I used one of these at holiday day inn express recently and I woke up this morning like. damn I need one of them.

I looked into it and theyre $3,000+ WTF

So that got me thinkin about waffles:

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This one can be done easily for $50-100, and the little monster can even cook omelets.

What else can I do to streamline my breakfast experience?

I want to sleep more before work without sacrificing the best part of every day.