My Whores are better then your wife

[harnold]

Ever see a woman snort coke off another womans breasts while swinging from a trapeeze upside down hitting golf balls that pop out of her ass with the gold club stuck in her vagina? I bet not.

The joke is on you, to all the men on here who ruined their lives to settle down and get married. My hookers do so much more for so much less.