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Old 06-04-2014, 08:02 PM
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A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.

His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.

Jennifer claimed she went to watch a porn film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch porn movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.

Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.
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and they say alabama is bad


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Old 06-04-2014, 09:26 PM
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sounds like the excuse rettis obese ex wife gave when she walked out on him
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Old 06-04-2014, 11:21 PM
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What a cunt. Just another bitch who couldn't keep her legs shut while her man was deployed.
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Old 06-05-2014, 10:33 AM
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Hmm... who's yo daddy?

Could it be...?
Oh, I don't know...


SATAN!?
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Old 06-05-2014, 01:53 PM
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What a cunt. Just another bitch who couldn't keep her legs shut while her man was deployed.
he's just as fucking stupid as she is with op's post as evidence
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Old 06-05-2014, 08:24 PM
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What a cunt. Just another bitch who couldn't keep her legs shut while her man was deployed.
Jodie all up on that ass. They weren't lying in boot camp, son.
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Old 06-05-2014, 08:28 PM
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Jodie is a mother fucker
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Old 06-05-2014, 08:29 PM
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He literally fucked your mother. And your wife. And probably your dad.
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Old 06-05-2014, 08:30 PM
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Fuck Jodie always fucking around
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