skater gnome

[greenblze420]

anyone remember skate gnome? classic as fuck

[fahlen]

I think they're still on allakhazam.

[Clark]

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[iruinedyourday]

no links to the actual stories, but http://everquest.wikia.com/wiki/Skater_Gnome_Stories

[Cistern]

so im decide that the best way to get what I want is to charm my
parents with hints and good behavyer and be sneaky and stuff so
like last week my dads is reading the newpaper in the living room
so i get all interested and i sit on the couch an im liek 'father
were u in wolrd war 2??'

and he stops reading and hes liek 'dammit no son im only 45...
damm'

and im like 'ok cool but have heard of b29 bombers??'

and hes liek 'ya why'

and im like 'would you consuder them to be planes of power
??'

and he looks at me for a few seconds and then hes liek 'yes?'

so i start rubbing my chin thautfully and im liek 'innnnteresting'
and then i make a quick exit to let my sneaky hint sink in

Only way I was able to find it: https://web.archive.org/web/20030410...ng.com/skater/

[iruinedyourday]

... would you consider them to be planes of power?? XDXDXD


http://www.project1999.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=24356

[Cistern]

I remember browsing this website when I was in school in computer class, I would just look at screenshots the whole period lols, i'm surprised this page is still up

http://www.angelfire.com/games2/ashn...ts/places.html

[Evia]

"and hes like 'forget it. come down to the skate park
theres some new guys here that are trying to be cooler
than us'

and im liek 'is that possible?'

and hes like 'i dont think so'

so i put away all the dolls, i mean action figures, but
i wanted to take the one-eyed ogre with me to show j-mo

so i put on my cool-jeans and grab my board and head
down to the park

so im walking up to the ramp and j-mo is liek' why are
you walking like that?'

and im like 'this is my gangster stroll'

and hes like 'wtf its that??'

and im liek 'i dunno i saw it on tv but it makes me look
cool'

and hes like 'no it doesnt stop doing it'

so that was the end of that"


I used to read castersrealm all the time back in school on the computers! I loved it! skatergnome was one of my favorite memories of that! I can't believe I forgot about him!

[Cistern]

gangster stroll