in traffic for 3 hours need to pee

[Knuckle]

A car got knocked off the bridge no way to get out of this traffic. I must relieve my bladder of this agony. What techniques do you use to prevent urinating all over yourself?

[radditsu]

unzip and aim for your mouth.

[Whirled]

Challenge pissing ftw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JytisL-c67o
get on the level

[Aben]

Bounce up and down in your seat [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[harnold]

You can try shutting the fuck up and jumping off the bridge too

[Rhambuk]

if traffic isn't moving just step out of your car for a minute. nothing like the freedom of having a dick

[Glenzig]

Are you on the bridge?

[Whirled]

Make sure no cops around or they get FTE with the ticket tho. fwiw

[myriverse]

Originally Posted by Rhambuk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

if traffic isn't moving just step out of your car for a minute. nothing like the freedom of having a dick

What we did when we were evac'ing for Katrina.

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by Glenzig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Are you on the bridge?

yeah I got stuck in this traffic right past the San Jose exit trying to get to Orange Park since about 830 currently I'm about halfway through the bridge