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Old 04-15-2015, 09:45 AM
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Default Looking for Something to Read? I Wrote a Book.

RED JUNCTION is probably not for everyone -- but it might be for you. It's gross, gory, perverted and profane. It's also my first book.

It's a zombie romp set in the 1850s during Colorado's Gold Rush. The cast consists of cowboys, Indians, drunks, whores, outlaws and zombies. If you're so inclined, you can fap to parts of this book. I do not mind.

It's on Amazon in the Kindle store for $2.99, but anyone can read the first twentyish pages for free on their phone, tablet or computer -- just click "See Inside". If you have a Kindle, you can have the entire book at no cost with Kindle Unlimited or Amazon Prime. Currently it's #3 in the Horror Western section. Yesterday it was #4, behind a werewolf erotica book, but it looks like that lycanthrope couldn't keep it up. If you decide to check it out, I'll be greatly appreciative and hope you have a lot of fun reading.

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Old 04-15-2015, 09:49 AM
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very weird.

do you wield a mace in real life too?
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Old 04-15-2015, 10:01 AM
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I guess that depends on what you consider real life.

Just kidding, a polearm is obviously the superior melee weapon for urban engagements. Aboard my Schwinn I can slay multiple pedestrians on a single pass.
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Old 04-15-2015, 11:18 AM
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Yes!!!!!

I've been waiting for this shit for years. Gonna get it going when I get home tonight.
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Old 04-15-2015, 11:50 AM
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Well that's awesome. Thanks Lune!

Hope you dig it. Would really like to hear what you think once you've given it a read.
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Old 04-15-2015, 11:56 AM
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Will check it out when I'm home tonight. I've always enjoyed your posts here, so I'm almost obligated to at least read a few pages
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Old 04-15-2015, 12:15 PM
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I'm almost obligated to at least read a few pages
I'll take what I can get!

Thanks and enjoy.
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Old 04-15-2015, 03:52 PM
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So you finally finished it, congrats!
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Old 04-15-2015, 03:56 PM
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As someone who has considered you one of the funniest writers on these forums for years, i say bravo!
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Old 04-15-2015, 04:32 PM
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Will give it a look sir. Congratz on following through, writing a book isn't easy.
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