[Department of Fun] presents BUMFIGHTS! Sunday 11/29/15, 7:30pm Eastern

[Sorn]

Because who doesn't love a couple of bums swinging at each other for a cheap prize?

WHEN: 11/29/15, 7:30pm ET. Set up begins at 6:30 but I expect all competitors to arrive by 7:30 to fight.
WHERE: EC tunnel near our friendly conman Shady Swashbuckler (PS: iron rations are a rip-off. Muffins forever!)
PRIZE: A rat ear pie!

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Not FDA approved! Just the way bums like it.

BUM RULES

• Level 1 characters only! Any class, any race. DoF encourages non-monk classes for more fun PvP battles!
• You must be gloriously naked, free from buffs and material possessions besides food and drink.
• Caster classes can have their level 1 spells
• Skills may be trained to max cap for level 1
• Taunting your opponent in shout encouraged but not required

Note: Wearing guild tags is okay. Drunkenness and sportsmanship optional.

No drug or credit checks! Come battle for your pie!

Sign-ups will occur on site between 6:30pm and 7:30pm. You do not have to flag yourself beforehand, although you can if you want. We will have a staff member on hand to flag everyone who wants to compete.

SPECTATOR RULES

• Stay out of the ring while fights occur
• Taunting the opponents of your favorite competitor allowed
• Do not train competitors or fellow spectators deliberately
• Do not assist competitors in any way other than unhelpful but enthusiastic advice shouted from the sidelines

Leave all questions, comments, and snide remarks below! And never forget the #1 rule of the Department of Fun:

HAVE FUN!
Disclaimer: The DoF does not guarantee that having fun does not involve death.

[George_Costanza]

We still making jokes about our neglected homeless? =/

[Pringles]

Good to see DoF still livin on... but no GG? Idk....

[iruinedyourday]

why do I have the feeling we will see the fantastic twitch tho. So pras this!

[Sorn]

Originally Posted by Pringles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Good to see DoF still livin on... but no GG? Idk....

The Department of Fun may have lost its fearless leader but the spirit of fun belongs to no single player in Norrath. It lives on in all of us, kind of like heartworms but less uncomfortable and dangerous.

[Sorn]

<3

Less than a week to go now. Do you know where your bums are??

Remember, participation is what keeps us alive and kicking!

[Tupakk]

What the DoF, Bum Fights. Hell Yeah!!

[Axlrose]

This should be renamed Monk fights. If the last version was any indication, then a newbie of any other class will quickly get killed off since they have to use just their hands, which is not their primary weapon of choice.

[Sorn]

Originally Posted by Axlrose [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This should be renamed Monk fights. If the last version was any indication, then a newbie of any other class will quickly get killed off since they have to use just their hands, which is not their primary weapon of choice.

I have weapons for every class so if there are non-monks fighting, they don't have to use their bare fists. I want fun and interesting PvP!

There does seem to be someone from red plotting to use either a pally or SK for this event.

[Vilkata]

I'm willing to donate plat if you want to make a prize fund.