[Department of Fun] presents BUMFIGHTS! Sunday 11/29/15, 7:30pm Eastern

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Because who doesn't love a couple of bums swinging at each other for a cheap prize?

WHEN: 11/29/15, 7:30pm ET. Set up begins at 6:30 but I expect all competitors to arrive by 7:30 to fight.
WHERE: EC tunnel near our friendly conman Shady Swashbuckler (PS: iron rations are a rip-off. Muffins forever!)
PRIZE: A rat ear pie!

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Not FDA approved! Just the way bums like it.

BUM RULES

• Level 1 characters only! Any class, any race. DoF encourages non-monk classes for more fun PvP battles!
• You must be gloriously naked, free from buffs and material possessions besides food and drink.
• Caster classes can have their level 1 spells
• Skills may be trained to max cap for level 1
• Taunting your opponent in shout encouraged but not required

Note: Wearing guild tags is okay. Drunkenness and sportsmanship optional.

No drug or credit checks! Come battle for your pie!

Sign-ups will occur on site between 6:30pm and 7:30pm. You do not have to flag yourself beforehand, although you can if you want. We will have a staff member on hand to flag everyone who wants to compete.

SPECTATOR RULES

• Stay out of the ring while fights occur
• Taunting the opponents of your favorite competitor allowed
• Do not train competitors or fellow spectators deliberately
• Do not assist competitors in any way other than unhelpful but enthusiastic advice shouted from the sidelines

Leave all questions, comments, and snide remarks below! And never forget the #1 rule of the Department of Fun:

HAVE FUN!
Disclaimer: The DoF does not guarantee that having fun does not involve death.