Exciting Server Announcement

[Spyder73]

Hail Traveler!

It goes without saying that BDA is one of the more polarizing guilds on the server. There are many reasons for this… delusions of grandeur, ninja looting, bullying of other guilds and individuals, toxic behavior, poor leadership, destroying multiple rotations (Class C/R and Noble come to mind immediately), and a host of other offenses that are all well documented on these forums.

But a guild, much like a machine, is nothing more than a sum of its parts. Some machines/guilds are put together to better humanity and save lives (hospital equipment, pace makers, prosthetic limbs, Asgard), others make life more convenient (cars, boats, trains, elevators, Dial-a-Port), some are for pleasure (sex toys, internet porn, Clue), and some offer nothing but misery (bombs, guns, biological toxins, BDA).

With that said, I would like to officially announce the next installment of TLAOTW has started production -

The Lost Adventures of Tekilya Wu'Tang (**and Filbus Furyfoot): Eyes Of The Serpent

I am looking to get back to my roots and refocus on BDA so I am crowd sourcing ideas and would like community feedback on some specific BDA players – Please feel free to add to the list if I have left off anyone.

Every grand tale needs villains, voices of reason, simpletons, innocent bystanders, heroes (Tekilya), victims, plotters, schemers, hot ass (Florid), winners, losers, ect, ect, ect.

I am also pleased to announce that Xenzu <Asgard> has been cast in a lead role for the next book of "The Lost Adventures of Tekilya Wu’Tang (and **Filbus Furyfoot)" and that Oleris the Unclean will be making his sophomore appearance. As always, my beautiful wife Florid and our two children Bollokks and Siza will be main characters as I try to make this a more family oriented installment of TLAOTW
(** denotes assistant hero status)

FEEDBACK NEEDED ON THE FOLLOWING:
Chest – “Head of the snake” – Don’t even know where to begin
Trollolololol – Ninja looting basement dweller who ruins people 8th ring quests
Kekephee – Puts the “Aspergers” in “Bregen D’Aspergers”
Rebbon – Manchild and Sociopath
Juevento – King of misinformation – Loves throwing sh!t against the wall to see if it sticks
Nibblewitz – One of the leaders in the destruction of the class rotation AKA server scum
Filbus – AKA Captain Amazin – P99 novelette super star (see TLAOTW in Spyder73 sig)
Valse - ?
ManOwar - ?
Phantasm – Quick to tip his fedora to anyone he angers as he lowers his eyes to the ground – but generally seems one of the more well balanced players in BDA
Daldean – EC fat cat – part of the reason the economy of P99 is out of whack - but don’t hate the playa hate the game
Erati – The “Better Call Sal” of rule lawyering – seems upset with his status in EQ
Deajay - ?