Tooth Whitening, the Proce of Vanity and Socialized Healthcare

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Tragedy has befallen an attractive young Scottish woman who had the temerity to entrust her not-so pearly whites to the care of a random cosmetic charlatan.

Fortunately for the girl the allergic reaction and third degree burns resulting from a her anything but innocuous tooth whitening experience, was readily identified by a team of national healthcare professionals upon her fourth inquiry.

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