The Harrison Interview Part 1 of 3... (Yes it is a real interview)

[KovenantGothi]

The one and only true Harrison interview. This is the diary of Harrison. You think you know , but really you have no idea!


Visage: Harrison! So glad you can make it on aim today man j! Thanks much for joining me in this interview!
Harrison: Yea I told you I would do it as long as you admit to being a transgendered mongloid
Visage: Sure thing!
Visage: So my first question Harrison is, what did you always want to be when you were growing up?
Harrison: Well my father always told me as a young lad to do something your good at and enjoy.
Visage: Ahhhh , I see and what might that be?
Harrison: Well I was always good at beating my meat so I figured I would do something with other peoples meat as well as my own as I got older.
Visage: Oh…. Well… that’s interesting I guess….
Harrison: I wouldn’t expect a transgendered homosexual to understand.
Visage: Can’t say I enjoy beating my meat or others…
Harrison: For the right amount of cash you can!
Visage: Wha???
Harrison: You know how much I make beating meats all day???
Visage: Can’t be that much…
Harrison: 30k … a year
Visage: Wow good job…
Harrison: I make a honest living I don’t CHEAT like bads!
Visage: Fair enough…
Visage: So I understand you play Everquest and some other online games. What is it you think most don’t know about you?
Harrison: I’m really a nice guy. I help people with their problems and enjoy helping the ladies in the game and forums , because they are mistreated by those jerks. I am a mature sentimental man not to many of these bads know that. I also like ET
Visage: ET?
Harrison: Yea the movie with the alien.
Visage: Cough * you would*
Harrison: deruh?
Visage : ……….
Visage: So Harrison how good would you say you are at your job?
Harrison: Heh…. It’s not a easy job as people would like to think it is…
Visage: How so?
Harrison: You have any idea how hard it is to beat meat all day…
Visage: It’s gotta be pretty hard , doesn’t it start to hurt after a while???
Harrison: No mongloid! I run a mile in 7 minutes. I’m not no average meat beater…
Visage: Oh I see. So I take it it’s important to be in good physical shape in order to touch peoples meat all day?
Harrison: For the most part. I eat healthy and live a healthy life style. I’m 6’1 220 IBS, I am huge! And I run incredibly fast for my size. I don’t even work out.

Visage: You must be very proud , no doubt you must of Cheated on your diet a lil to accomplish such a feat so quickly..
Harrison: I don’t cheat!
Visage: So moving on… Your brother I herd recently passed how are you dealing with it?
Harrison: Eh it’s only hard sometimes , but I’m still able to get the juice out a bit
Visage: ok…
Visage: So what accidently happened , I herd he killed himself cheating his death as a soldier and you falsifying it as if he was killed in action?
Harrison: HE DIDN’t CHEAT