There is no such thing as a Supermoon

[Hitchens]

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/ba...n-stuff-again/

[adam9242]

Duke: This turn of events came after Vatican scientists announced today, that the Moon is not the greatest threat to salvation. Due to last weeks discovery of the Super Moon. Religion reporter Dallas Houston has the story.

Dallas: Thanks Duke, well let me try and get you a clear picture of what we're dealing with here. Here's a photo of the Moon, and here's the super Moon. Now as you can see, there are some significant differences. The super Moon is at least six inches taller, uh, he has a flying motorcycle, and a jar of marmalade that we believe forces you to commit adultery.

[MrSparkle001]

First time I'm hearing about this supermoon thing, but full moons do bring out the weirdos and make people drive lousy.

That's totally factual dudes.

[FoxxHound]

grotty.

[FoxxHound]

Which one will give me money if I support?

[Hitchens]

Neither!

[FoxxHound]

fudge pie.

[Danyelle]

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[FoxxHound]

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Is he on the toilet? Cause that'd be awesome if he was...
I know that's the face I make.