Alarti unemployment slash virginity confirmation

[Halfelfbard]

Who gives a shit what he does, yall are in love with em or something....fuck.

[Hitchens]

Alarti a true hero. Riling up bipolars and sperglords.

[47shadesofgay]

Originally Posted by White Ranger [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Your math is dogshit. Even posting 36 times a day at 1 min per post is only 2.5% of his life.

Only? Spending 2.5% of your year posting on an internet message board is somehow acceptable in your world? Not including time spent reading and browsing the forums.

What the hell is wrong with you?

TMO nut-hugggers. Confirmed are fine with spending 9 days out of an entire year just posting on internet message boards.


Wow.

[47shadesofgay]

In fairness to Alarti, I randomly selected 20 of his posts, and put them in a word document in order to get the word count.

This came out to 605 words in 20 posts, or 30.25 posts per word.

Now, someone who types at a "moderate" speed averages around 35wpm. (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Words_per_minute).

Thus Alarti's posts are on average 14% shorter than the most average typer would type in a minute. This comes out to ~8.2sec per post saved.

Therefore, we can safely state that, assuming Alarti has "moderate" typing ability, given our sample size, and assuming that he does not stop frequently to make corrections, or to pause for reflection (we can agree on this I think) Alarti spends 51.2sec per post, not a full 60seconds.

Thus with 11680 posts per year, he will have spent 6.92days posting on these forums.

[White Ranger]

Originally Posted by 47shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Only? Spending 2.5% of your year posting on an internet message board is somehow acceptable in your world? Not including time spent reading and browsing the forums.

What the hell is wrong with you?

TMO nut-hugggers. Confirmed are fine with spending 9 days out of an entire year just posting on internet message boards.


Wow.

And how much time to you spend wringing your hands so concerned about what somebody else posts on the internet? LOL so concerned you try to bust out some 3rd grade math and fucking fail at that as well. HAHA what a joke....

[White Ranger]

Originally Posted by 47shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In fairness to Alarti, I randomly selected 20 of his posts, and put them in a word document in order to get the word count.

This came out to 605 words in 20 posts, or 30.25 posts per word.

Now, someone who types at a "moderate" speed averages around 35wpm. (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Words_per_minute).

Thus Alarti's posts are on average 14% shorter than the most average typer would type in a minute. This comes out to ~8.2sec per post saved.

Therefore, we can safely state that, assuming Alarti has "moderate" typing ability, given our sample size, and assuming that he does not stop frequently to make corrections, or to pause for reflection (we can agree on this I think) Alarti spends 51.2sec per post, not a full 60seconds.

Thus with 11680 posts per year, he will have spent 6.92days posting on these forums.

LOL literally spending more time combing through Alarti's pays than Alarti spends typing them.

[47shadesofgay]

I've posted 86 times in 8 days, so ~10 per day.

Not that much I suppose.

[TotallyLegit]

Originally Posted by 47shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've posted 86 times in 8 days, so ~10 per day.

Not that much I suppose.

All trolling on an internet message board for a game you don't play and claim to not care about.

Your value is just about 0.

[47shadesofgay]

Prove it.

[Daldolma]

alarti rl confirmed wasteland of poor hygiene and underdeveloped social skills, p99 boards serve as last refuge from a cruel world of shampoo and eye contact