Alarti unemployment slash virginity confirmation

[Kagatob]

He'll try to spin it, but we already know the truth, he hasn't left his house in years.

Just wondering if anyone has some stats on how many hours the boy's logged in camping those dragons and what hours he's typically forumquesting. Leaving 4-6 hour gaps in consideration of naptime.

Non-TMO sources preferred for added validity.
TMO sources preferred for obv. Spinlulz.