Alarti unemployment slash virginity confirmation

[49shadesofgay]

It is absolutely true. For the current figures (feb 10-feb 25) you need only click on Alarti's name and hit "find all posts by derplord200". It goes all the way back to feb9th, but I left those 3 posts off and rounded to the 10th.

In regards to the previous numbers, a valued member of the community has already done this research and performed similar calculations as mine on them:

http://www.project1999.org/forums/sh...966#post848966

I will update this monthly so that we can keep track of our favorite forum celebrity.

[Alarti0001]

Originally Posted by 49shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Official Alarti post tracker, to be updated once a month in attempt to "prove" to Alarti that he perhaps spends a little to much time concerned with elf pixels on a fantasy elf simulator:

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day -
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day -

whats my post history from nov and dec, Beginning of Jan?

[Yinaltin]

better accomplish something in rl than in eq id suggest.

[49shadesofgay]

Originally Posted by Alarti0001 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

whats my post history from nov and dec, Beginning of Jan?

We do not have these numbers, since it only displays your previous 500 posts. We will instead be keeping track of your posts with the furthest back data point we have, which is January 30th.

Moving forward we will essentially be keeping track of the length of time that it takes you to hit the 500 mark inbetween the last measured date and the current date.

[Autotune]

Originally Posted by 49shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We do not have these numbers, since it only displays your previous 500 posts. We will instead be keeping track of your posts with the furthest back data point we have, which is January 30th.

Moving forward we will essentially be keeping track of the length of time that it takes you to hit the 500 mark inbetween the last measured date and the current date.

It's hard to figure out which one of you is the most pathetic.

Alarti's ~35posts per day

or

You nerds keeping track of his ~35 posts per day

[Alarti0001]

Originally Posted by 49shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We do not have these numbers, since it only displays your previous 500 posts. We will instead be keeping track of your posts with the furthest back data point we have, which is January 30th.

Moving forward we will essentially be keeping track of the length of time that it takes you to hit the 500 mark inbetween the last measured date and the current date.

Guess I should just make an anon troll account like you then eh?

[Hailto]

Originally Posted by Alarti0001 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Guess I should just make an anon troll account like you then eh?

Shades is Uthgaard, where have you been dawg?

[Tanthallas]

Originally Posted by Autotune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's hard to figure out which one of you is the most pathetic.

Alarti's ~35posts per day

or

You nerds keeping track of his ~35 posts per day

We are only trying to help him.

[49shadesofgay]

Alarti, being the devout truth lover that he is, loves when things are proven true, as can be surmised by his use of the phrase: prove it.

Near the beggining of this thread Alarti asked for a number of things to be proven, including his post count.

My task will be to meerly keep track of his post count, as he requested and provide the proof for everyone to see.

[49shadesofgay]

As to who is more pathetic, I won't get into an existential debate with you over what exactly is pathetic, I will only leave you with this little nugget of information from a previous post:

if each of Alarti's posts take, on average 1 minute to make, he is on pace to spend over 9 days of his life in the current year posting on these forums*.

*note that this is only accounting for post time, not research involved in creating his posts, nor time spent reading threads, and this 1 minute value may change in the future to further reflect accuracy.

Take from it what you will.