Alarti unemployment slash virginity confirmation

[Bodeanicus]

Originally Posted by Cochonou [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A man was burried alive and that's his head which is censored. In the end, you are right, it just looks like a pile of rocks ...

It's someone being "stoned" to death, not burned. Bury someone up to their neck, throw rocks at their head until they die. Probably the oldest form of public execution.

[Rhambuk]

Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's someone being "stoned" to death, not burned. Bury someone up to their neck, throw rocks at their head until they die. Probably the oldest form of public execution.

if your going to do a public execution you might as well get everyone involved...

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Daldolma [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

moral of the story you are unemployed and on house arrest and still post less frequently than alarti's daily average

[Godefroi]

Originally Posted by Daldolma [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

moral of the story you are unemployed and on house arrest and still post less frequently than alarti's daily average

ouch lol

[Kagatob]

I see he's still posting an average of 50 posts a day, even after all the bullshit he spammed before.

[Alarti0001]

Originally Posted by Kagatob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I see he's still posting an average of 50 posts a day, even after all the bullshit he spammed before.

creeper

[Mortiiss]

Originally Posted by Daldolma [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

moral of the story you are unemployed and on house arrest and still post less frequently than alarti's daily average

[47shadesofgay]

Originally Posted by 49shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Official Alarti post tracker, to be updated once a month in attempt to "prove" to Alarti that he perhaps spends a little to much time concerned with elf pixels on a fantasy elf simulator:

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day - 13k post per year

Thus far we can conclude, that with a slight overlap Alarti remains remarkably consistent in his posting habits, and that he has not deviated from his 13,000 posts per year pace.

Further expanding upon this statistic, if each of Alarti's posts take, on average 1 minute to make, he is on pace to spend over 9 days of his life in the current year posting on these forums*.

*note that this is only accounting for post time, not research involved in creating his posts, nor time spent reading threads, and this 1 minute value may change in the future to further reflect accuracy.

Hi folks, it looks like it's about that time again. Let's check in on our resident forum retard, confirmed tool: Alarti.

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 21 - March 12th: 483 posts - 25 per day - 9280 post per year

AVERAGE: 32 posts per day - 11680 posts per year

There is some obvious overlap included in this post, but regardless it shows a trend. It seems that Alarti has slowed a bit recently, and over the period is now averaging a mere 25 posts per day, down from a high of 36.

I've updated to include an averate rate based on the data points. We will calculate Alarti's time wasted based off of this value.

Using 1 minute per post as our time period, if Alarti were to keep his current pace, he will have spent 8.1% of his life this year posting on these forums. This does not account for time spent reading the forums, only posting.

[OMGWTF420]

Originally Posted by 47shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

confirmed tool: Alarti.

inb4 prove it

Dat Proof

[White Ranger]

Your math is dogshit. Even posting 36 times a day at 1 min per post is only 2.5% of his life.