The Gayest NPC of Norrath [Poll]

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We know that there's a lot of gayness in Norrath, as evidenced by no female orcs, goblins, kobolds, or giants. But life has a way of happening. Now is your chance to vote for NORRATH'S GAYEST NPC!!!

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Ping Fuzzlecutter
Ostracized & lonely, Ping spends his day making fabulous wigs and selling a bubbly, sweet drink.

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Trumpy Irontoe
Embittered by the treatment he received at the hands of the Irontoes after showing a bit too much interest in the overly friendly Kilam Orestring, he ran all the way to Qeynos, where he fell in with the wrong crowd and became a real bad lot. Unable to forgive both the Irontoes for their cruelty and himself for loving men, he began to turn that same cruelty back on everyone around him. His activities since moving to Qeynos have earned him the everlasting enmity of not only the Irontoes but the Bloodforges as well.

His favorite activity, that of kicking Faren's tacklebox into the bay, is in part a denial of the mild crush he has on the sweet young man always fishing at the end of the pier.

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King Xorbb
Loves to live in a deep "crack" filled with mud... coincidence?

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Jak Sindin
The bum of Freeport (no pun intended). Is known to suck dick for a few plat. Coined the phrase "ten plat is ten plat."

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Warlord Skarlorn
The quintessential Fire Giant, Skarlorn spends his free time posting up in his little bedroom with two other fire giants.

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Guard Settine
If being a High Elf and a Paladin wasn't already gay, Settine has an interesting correspondence with a male slave of Crushbone... when freed, the slave sends a note saying "Dear Settine. Your inability or reluctance to leave your post in order to even attempt a rescue has shown me the quality of your heart. Hopefully our eyes will never meet again."

However, in answer, Settine mutters, 'I.. but.. she.. You can take this. I guess I don't need it any more,' and gives you a ring.

Is he trying to gay marry the male prisoner, or is it a note from Settine's female lover, who then gave the note to her new slave bf?

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Phloatin Highbrow
"hey sailor," this Erudite says to you, hands flopping around.
"I'm not a sailor," you say.
"hey sailor," Phloatin says, this time a little more aggressively.