How do I get a patent?

[Skittlez]

I came up with the best fucking idea ever.

[Langrisserx]

no

[aowen]

I am sure it depends on what you're trying to get a patent for, but I'd recommend google

[Raavak]

patent lawyer. lots of red tape.

[JackFlash]

^ That.

[Recycled Children]

Write it down and mail the idea to yourself.

[Ele]

Originally Posted by Recycled Children [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Write it down and mail the idea to yourself.

That's copyright, and not even necessary.

[YendorLootmonkey]

Originally Posted by Skittlez [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I came up with the best fucking idea ever.

Sorry... placing a single blank sheet of paper in a copier to seemingly produce infinite quantities of blank sheets of paper to sell in bulk has already been claimed by me, good sir.

[Raavak]

I invented the knork, its a fork but the outside tines are sharpened to a razer sharpness so you can use the fork on its side to cut food. Trying to collaborate with the inventory of the spork to make a 3-in-1 utensil, but they keep blowing me off.

[r00t]

I thought I invented the freezy mug cuz I've never been to a target