Going Camping

[Shannacore]

...for the first time in liiiiike ten years. I own no camping gear so we are shopping for 100% of the stuff tomorrow morning (before we leave tomorrow afternoon. Hopefully we don't forget anything). What are your camping essentials? We're headed to Lathrop State Park.

[toosweet]

Lots of alcohol, condoms(optional) and anal lube...and a fucking tent

[Shannacore]

Originally Posted by toosweet [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lots of alcohol, condoms(optional) and anal lube...and a fucking tent

Anal lube is different than normal lube? Is it more.... lubey???

Alcohol, check. I have a stick in my arm, no need for condoms. Tent, check (I guess I lied when I said I was shopping for 100% of the items tomorrow). Bought an 8-person tent for two people so I can have a living room, bedroom, powder room, etc etc etc.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Originally Posted by Shannacore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Anal lube is different than normal lube? Is it more.... lubey???

Alcohol, check. I have a stick in my arm, no need for condoms. Tent, check (I guess I lied when I said I was shopping for 100% of the items tomorrow). Bought an 8-person tent for two people so I can have a living room, bedroom, powder room, etc etc etc.

Anal lube can contain desensitization medications. Don't recommend if you're raw doggin. Shit can make you flaccid quick. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[mgellan]

Originally Posted by Shannacore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Tent, check (I guess I lied when I said I was shopping for 100% of the items tomorrow). Bought an 8-person tent for two people so I can have a living room, bedroom, powder room, etc etc etc.

Those are the tents that blow away, crappy fibreglass poles snapping, in bad weather at Scout camps, while my kids are snug and dry in good quality 4 man tents with aluminum poles even in howling winds and torrential downpours.

Just in case anyone else is in the market get a good brand (Eureka for example) and keep it smallish, a 4 man tent is roomy for 2 adults, a 2 man is good for single adults. Get vestibules (parts of the fly that extend in front and back of the tent so you can store gear etc. in the back and keep muddy boots etc. in the front) and two doors front and back.

My $0.02.

Yours In Scouting,
Scouter Mg

[Greegon]

Originally Posted by Shannacore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

powder room, etc etc etc.

NICE you can skimp on the food then

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[LulzSect]

See you there!

[Millburn]

If you have any meds you need to bring make sure you pick up a pill container. They're small metal tubes on a string, usually airtight. Pharmacy drams ain't gonna keep shit out of your meds, especially humidity.

[toosweet]

Fine dont bring anal lube, a little spit on her butthole works well too

[Twoberries]

BUG SPRAY! Nothing worse than a million six-legged flying vampires feasting on your life-juice. Buy lots, that shit don't go bad.