Greetings from da Swamp

Juntsie · #1 08-10-2014, 11:19 AM

Greetings,

Juntsie extends greetings from da swamp. Me studied in Grobb for many seasons and bashed things long time ago. Got lazy and old. Now have dog and angry wife. Juntsie run around swamp and bash things while wife sleep in mornings. Shaman spells help bashing, most of the time, except when wife wake up, and Juntsie have to hide and log off. Sad.

Juntsie offer legal services for reasonable fee. It is imperative that Juntsie remind all that Trolls and Ogres face discrimination on daily basis. Ranger and Shadowknight also face such discrimination. Juntsie licensed to practice in most jurisdictions, so he offer legal advocacy and dispute resolution services for nominal, reasonable fee. Juntsie file claim against group for wrongful denial. He also provide services to raid guild when raid dispute arise. It help to have independent Troll counsel when talking with other raid guild and GM. Accept retainer up front and put in trust account, which help Juntsie buy armor, clubs, and whatnot.

Juntsie also affiliated with Grobb wetland permitting authority. It is known that swamp is protected wetland that share hydrological connection to Guk and most other Waters of Norrath. Dere is rule before GMs to make all non-Troll require permit for bashing in areas that may cause derogation to Waters of Norrath. Bash in swamp without permit already carry big penalty. Juntsie offer bash permits for nominal fee, cut out middle man, and get you best deal. Send Juntsie tell in game for more detail.

Anyhow, Juntsie like grouping with people. Healing and buffing things, and bashing with others gud time. Don't always talk like dis, just when important to preserve Ogre and Troll linguistics. Important to promote proper grammar. Juntsie will be in swamp and other newbie area enforcing permit violations and bashing.

Respectfully,

Juntsie

burdenday · #2 08-10-2014, 11:32 AM

+1 for RP server

Juntsie · #3 08-10-2014, 12:16 PM

Juntsie realize gud idea that is RP server, but hereby finds that preservation of Troll and Ogre linguistics is best effectuated on standard server. Sides, when everybody play together, dey usually benefit. Grind like robot get boring, even in group. Troll help this. Likewise, too much run around like Troll just silly. Game is about bashing, afterall.