Marco Rubio: "Edward Snowden is a traitor"

[Big_Japan]

this debate is hilarious

ben carson "muh mammy" uncle tom country blackman anecdote

kasich imploded. Hope his fumbling through forgetting the words and doing phony laughs

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marco rubio: extradite the traitor Edward Snowden

jeb bush: literally speaking like a retard, misplacing words. very obviously cracking under the pressure. He should just get out before he really humiliates himself.

this is the best one since the early TRUMP zingermobiles just for seeing how desperate all these losers are to defeat the God-Emperor.

ps: it's already over l0l

[Big_Japan]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

kasich imploded. Hope his fumbling through forgetting the words and doing phony laughs gets memed, but prolly nobody even cares enough to bother.

sry

you cant watch these things sober u know

[AzzarTheGod]

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sry

you cant watch these things sober u know

Its kasich pal. We can't even watch him if we wanted to. Not. even. for. funnies.

He is cringe personified. Cringe is not funny. He needs to go that way.

I appreciate Dem candidates like Lincoln Chafee knowing when its time to get the fuck off the stage. Who is funding Kasich?

Get Lindsey Graham main stage, somebody who is capable of bringing some cool and normal GOP magic mojo to the dance floor. Nam sayin. Imagine how well Trump would play against Graham's wannabe Trump impression.

[James_Joyce]

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Its kasich pal. We can't even watch him if we wanted to. Not. even. for. funnies.

He is cringe personified. Cringe is not funny. He needs to go that way.

Watching Kasich tonight was like witnessing someone's "in front of a crowd with no pants on" dream come true.

Forgetting the words to your monologue right as you come to the scripted Hillary Clinton laugh - ouch. If he had any flexibility under pressure he would have been able to forego the laugh as he entered into the line already struggling to remember the words. But like Musashi warns of, his spirit became busy, distracted by his stark terror when faced with national televisement, and he blundered forward with some of the cringiest mistakes I've ever seen.

Contrasting this nerd's total inability to improvise with TRUMP's patent effortless performance is just mindblowing. I'm sure the Don must practice for his debate performances, but they appear so natural that honestly I can't even picture him doing training sessions. If he has anything memorized, it's not 2 or 3 giant monologues per debate like the others, but thousands of quick quips and ribs to be applied at the appropriate moment -- memes if you will. If he told me it's all on the spot except for a few scheduled catchphrase repeats for memetic warfare purposes I would not have a hard time believing it.

TRUMP 2016

[James_Joyce]

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Pic of Ted Cruz's face immediately after attempting to drop a zinger on the Don, and getting TRUMPed by le 9/11 card [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

The look on his face when he outright loses a state in the primary.

[Blitzers]

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Pic of Ted Cruz's face immediately after attempting to drop a zinger on the Don, and getting TRUMPed by le 9/11 card [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Cruz getting Trumped, I think not. Cruz was never gonna win NY anyways. This was Strategic on Cruz's part and will pay dividends down the road for him. Cruz won't win the NE vote for the primaries his power lies in "Fly Over" states and the South. As for Trump having to play the 9/11 card was pretty sad to most of the non New Yorkers. Nothing like trying to score political points on the backs of 3000 dead Americans. This was about defining Trump something the media refuses to do, and Conservatives West of the Appalachians Hate NY values.

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by Blitzers [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Cruz getting Trumped, I think not. Cruz was never gonna win NY anyways. This was Strategic on Cruz's part and will pay dividends down the road for him. Cruz won't win the NE vote for the primaries his power lies in "Fly Over" states and the South. As for Trump having to play the 9/11 card was pretty sad to most of the non New Yorkers. Nothing like trying to score political points on the backs of 3000 dead Americans. This was about defining Trump something the media refuses to do, and Conservatives West of the Appalachians Hate NY values.

as a juggalo yourself, would you say cruz has secured the juggalo vote?

[Lune]

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Conservatives West of the Appalachians

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[Filthy_Pagan]

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But like Musashi warns of, his spirit became busy

This is not the Way. One must allow the mind to wander without stopping in any one place. A mind distracted is a useless mind and will cause the body to be useless. If you stop your mind on your feet, or your sword, or your opponent's eyes, you will be defeated. To move without thought is to be victorious.

This should be investigated thoroughly.