WHO AM I? (PRIZE INCLUDED)

[Beastagoog]

I SPENT THE BEST PARTS OF MY LATE 20's and EARLY 30's FARMING FUNGIs ON BLUE99. (4 years in total)

I NECKBEARDED SO HARD THAT OTHER NECKBEARDS RESPECT/ED ME.

I POSTED A PICTURE OF MYSELF TRYING TO FLEX IN THE ATTIC OF EITHER MY MOMS OR GRANDMA'S HOUSE WITH GREASY HAIR AND IRON MAIDEN TYPE BAND POSTERS ON THE WALLS. I HAVE MANBOOBS, LIKE THE HORMONE IMBALANCE MANBOOBS MALES GET. EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME ABOUT THAT PICTURE AND I'VE SPENT THE PAST 4 YEARS TRYING TO RECOVER FROM IT.

I THEN PROCEEDED TO RECORD A SERIES OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF ME TALKING TO GOATS TO IMPRESS MY ONLINE BUDDIES.

WHILE GETTING HAMMERED ON THE FORUMS I POSTED A PICTURE OF A WINDOW OF WHERE I WORK IN SOME SHITTY DOWNTOWN BORDER TOWNSHIP IN KENTUCKY TO TRY AND PROVE HOW SUCCESSFUL I AM AS A 35 YEARS OLD ENTERING MEANINGFUL EMPLOYMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.

I HAVE AUTISM, ALL THOUGH IT IS MILD AUTISM SO I CAN FUNCTION WELL ENOUGH IN SOCIAL SETTINGS BUT I HAVE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE TRYING TO PROVE I AM NORMAL.

FIRST PERSON TO GUESS WHO THIS IS WINS A PRIZE


GO!

[Mortec]

Beastagoog!

[kotton05]

Goats gave it away for me

I know

[Fortiss]

Who is Derubael!


ahhh nothing about pixel theft for drug $$$ silly me!

[maskedmelonpai]

goats have weird eyes. they creep me out :c

[Bruno]

Clearly you meant red because nobody on blue would qualify

[Strifer]

The goats make me think Jeremy but I haven't seen the other stuff.

[kotton05]

Originally Posted by Strifer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The goats make me think Jeremy but I haven't seen the other stuff.

Yup, his goat video was the only goat video I ever clicked like on

[Baler]

pokesan no no skarlorn no no lhancelot

let me know if I won. lol

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by Baler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

pokesan no no skarlorn no no lhancelot

let me know if I won. lol

You are one of those guys that likes to create a grudge against others for slights that only you see and feel.

Just remember, grudges are heavy. As you stockpile grudges, eventually the weight of them will crush you, it's inevitable.

I hope you find a way to release such negative energy, and find happiness within yourself.

No one deserves being bitter and hateful all of their life, not even you Baler.

Once you learn to accept yourself, you will find it easier to accept others and realize we all aren't so different from one another after all.

When that day comes, I will be here waiting for you with open arms and a willingness to forgive you for all of your nastiness and hate.

Love conquers all, and you might not believe it now, but someday you will not only believe it you will know it as true.

That or you will simply perish as a loveless soul with a decayed and dead heart that never loved and was never loved due to your own stubbornness to hold onto hate as the driving force in your life.

Choose love, Baler. Not hate.