TLJ

katrik · #1 07-10-2018, 12:30 PM

Is awful. Why is Rose in the movie at all? She’s awful. Why did they go to the casino planet? That entire plot arc was awful and unwatchable. Why did they build snoke up to be this powerful badass and just throw him away like that with zero explanation? Why did they treat Luke’s character the way they did? Why did Leia pull that Superman bullshit and not expect my entire theater to start giggling. Dumb. This whole movie is dumb. What is Rian Johnson thinking? Also why the fuck didn’t his parents spell Ryan like a normal human being?

FAIL

katrik · #2 07-10-2018, 12:34 PM

Also WHY does admiral holdo look like she’s straight out of a tumblr lesbian fan club at a community college?

DinoTriz · #3 07-10-2018, 12:42 PM

Star Wars is for nerds.

Let Disney kill it.

Masculinity will thrive again.

AzzarTheGod · #4 07-10-2018, 07:46 PM

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Star Wars is for nerds.
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Nexii · #5 07-10-2018, 01:10 PM

The answer is trying to appeal to a certain demographic rather than appealing to everyone.

Raavak · #6 07-10-2018, 01:39 PM

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Why did they build snoke up to be this powerful badass and just throw him away like that with zero explanation?

Didn't they switch writers? I thought I read a review that the new writer went a different direction on a number of things making them pointless and dumb.

Luke was less of a "Return of the Jedi" tough-guy and more of a "New Hope" whiny beta.

LulzSect© · #7 07-10-2018, 06:55 PM

I liked it when they failed and got caught

Ahldagor · #8 07-10-2018, 07:40 PM

Movie was bad, so let it die. Mourning sucks, but Star Wars died when Han died.

Nexii · #9 07-10-2018, 07:45 PM

Plot was bad enough for TLJ. Putting in charactures of diversity in an attempt to appeal to lefties and LGBT was an even bigger insult. On top of that the whole anti-elite message when Hollywood pretty much is the 1% and controls the entire cinema industry. We all know it'll be at least a generation before Disney puts in a normal gay/lesbian character into a franchise film like Star Wars.

TLDR: I hope Episode IX fails hard so Disney/Hollywood can learn something

chadtwoke · #10 07-10-2018, 03:58 PM

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Someone answer why did Luke drink green alien titty milk.... And why did the alien look at Ray like she wanted some after...

those were actually the aliens dicks and the liquid its cum.