When to fart in a group and associated dangers

[Rygar]

Been digging through a few french archives lately, apparently the french say 'les pets' when referring to pets, which is a english/french hybrid (les means the, and then using the english word 'pets'). Pets literally means farts in french. Makes for some funny guides when using google translate:
https://web.archive.org/web/20010305...ues/Events.htm

Farts
The farts are sometimes a nice help, but in the depths of a dungeon, they are more often a source of disaster, especially during the movements of the group. They also have the habit of breaking indefatigably enchanting Mez. Their unfortunate tendency to move recklessly sometimes triggers memorable disasters. They are therefore to be avoided outside the periods when the group camps a precise and known position. Do not fart without having the permission of the group leader. If the organizer gives the order to destroy the farts, do not discuss but run quickly.

[LulzSect©]

But can your farts tank

[Baler]

Was this really thread worthy?

[Rygar]

Originally Posted by Baler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Was this really thread worthy?

You laughed and you know it.

[Baler]

Originally Posted by Rygar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You laughed and you know it.

I stopped laughing at farts and fart jokes at a young age. =|
I imagine you still call Uranus "Yur-anus" When it's "ur-an-us". That level of joke. =|

[Rygar]

Originally Posted by Baler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I stopped laughing at farts and fart jokes at a young age. =|
I imagine you still call Uranus "Yur-anus" When it's "ur-an-us". That level of joke. =|

This is fake news.

[Ella`Ella]

Originally Posted by Baler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I stopped laughing at farts and fart jokes at a young age. =|
I imagine you still call Uranus "Yur-anus" When it's "ur-an-us". That level of joke. =|

You've never met anyone that doesn't pronounce it Yur-anus. Stop being a little bitch.

[Swish2]

Originally Posted by Ella`Ella [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Stop being a little bitch.

hehe..well if we're making these kinds of comments - this is the dude that likes to eat his dinner while on Sirken's stream... was great to hear you talking with your mouth full

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[LulzSect©]

Originally Posted by Ella`Ella [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Stop being a little bitch.

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by Baler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Was this really thread worthy?

yes.