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07-01-2011, 11:17 PM
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Great mixes, remixes, and remasters all around. And yes, I know what I'm talking about. Trust me. Great remixes. I like to hear those bumps and thumps. Bumpmode is on. Great thumps, bumps, and gumps. Not knocking you, you've got some great bass. The sound systems of Sri Lanka play your Sonic and Knuckles remixes 24/7. Lots of bass, lots of treble. Yes, yes, great work. Yes, I love the bass. I love the treble. Come to my house, you'll hear the bass and treble. They're for your ears alone. Loud, buzzing remixes with fast and sharp crescendos, grinding drums that go bump in the night. Those overclocked bastards at ocremix.org have done it again this time with their latest remix. This Mario RPG track's treble needs some tweaking. This is straight bumping and gumping. Getting jiggy with it? More like getting Shiggy with it. Shigeru Miyamoto. His songs bring great joy to the lives of these wonderful overclocked bastards.
Take some E at the Overclocked Rave, meet an overclocked babe, wear an overclocked condom and make out to the pulsating rhythms of Ninja Gaiden. Bump. Bump. Inspect the soundwaves on the latest track for a remix treat. Plenty of bass, plenty of treble. The top sound systems in Sri Lanka pumping these overclocked creations around the clock, 24/7. Rise and shine, remix time. I feel the bass as I tap my toes. These are the beats they were talking about, the overclocked beats. ocremix.org. Now that's what I'm talking about. Sonic the Hedgehog couldn't flip vinyl better than the psyched and juiced up bastards on that website. Juke box plays Chrono Trigger remixes for days on end, Schala lives on in us, the beat will not stop, the pounding will not stop, Akira Torayama on a motorcycle with drugs in his pocket. I consider myself a modern day bard when it comes to video game remixes. I crank the bass and the treble for my bard-inspired remixes. I'm about both the bits and the beats. Bwahahaha, off the chain? Maybe. But my membranes are entirely sane regarding remixes. The sound systems of Sri Lanka play remixed tracks 24/7, the bumps echo throughout the forest like an overclocked madhouse. Villagers and peasants indoctrinated in remixes. They never even played the games. They're in the forest listening to that overclocked bass. Yes, yes, great work. You know how to crank bass, but can you equalize your treble? That has yet to be seen. Truly getting jiggy with it, in the words of Shigeru Miyamoto, president of Bose and Sony. We make the overclocked sound systems you bastards need for your remixes. DJ Gout_Link69 spins vinyl like a professional. His uncle works at Nintendo and sends him the latest tips and tricks. He knows how to maximize his bass performance thanks to new codes and VSTs that amplify soundwaves. Armpit_metroid.mp3. Huge_mario_prostate.mp3. Bedpan_Metroid.mp3. bass_remix_metroid_armpitlegpit.mp3. DJ Mario Dialysis keeping shit poppin', keeping shit fresh. Disappointing remix DJ bugbunyfungame. We've heard more epic remixes of Taz Mania 2: Tornado no Genocide from http://www.bugdicks.com. Yeah, I went there. DJ zelda_afterbirth cranked the bass all summer long 2009. They weren't even remixes. He was an overclocked bastard. We heard sound effects from games, Mario 64, Shigeru Miyamoto. It was a Bose sound system during ethnic strife. I saw a man die, I saw a man get killed on a Bose stereo. He was getting jiggy to a Sonic remix. I inspected the soundwaves and saw a picture of Sonic. I can has overclocked remix? Now that's what I'm talking about. Link, Zelda, Ganondorf. The gang's all hear in high def 64-bit clarity. Give me more remixes. Give me more remixes now. He put a bayonet to my throat. It was all I could do to crank the bass and treble. It was all I could do to overclock my computer to play more remixes. He danced throughout the night. I heard the bass miles away in a village that was burning. Last I heard, he was shot in the back of the head. Mario 64 remix played at his funeral and his death. Bet you never thought you'd hear the boomerang in a hot remix. He thinks he can remix Super Meat Boy, but it turned out more like Super Bullshit Boy. You all know what I mean. No bass, no treble. He was laughed out of the remix club like it was the Watergate Scandal. It was remix bullshit and we all know it. If you can't crank the treble then get the hell out of ocremix.org. You don't belong. Basshunter was the first overclocked remixer who maximized Mario remixes. Give me a break. DJ prostate can't flip the vinyl. DJ Ganondorf prostate knows how to flip the vinyl. We listened to his tracks in northern Sri Lanka during ethnic unrest. It was the only thing that could calm the soldiers. Virtua Fighter break beats. The soothing toots of his flute, like Kenny G. But it wasn't Kenny G. It was a remix hot off the presses of ocremix.org. You all know what I mean. That's right. Big bass. Straight off the presses. This shit is overclocked. Final Fantasy? Shigeru Miyamoto couldn't spin vinyl faster. Treble like a Bose sound system from northern Sri Lanka. We all know you've got the bass. You all know how we do. Video game remixes. Let me put on my shades in-doors and spin some video game remixes. Hope you like chiptunes because that's all I listen to. Remixes of the hottest bass bumpers. Can you hear the dolphins cry???
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