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T'was the night before red - box
T'was the night before red - box and all through the house
nothing was sturring, not even a blouse No woman in sight, none to be had Just living in the basement, with my great grand dad My body's ready, bout to take a shower But wait, red opens in under an hour I better hold on, there will be pixels soon And I'll grind all night, and wake up at noon The server's here! Oh joy! I feel like a kid who got his first toy twelve hours pass and I'm still level 3 Oh god, please put a bullet in me Count Chocula for breakfast, man that shit's great But I gotta level my SHaman, gotta hit level 8 So I run upstairs and boot up EQ Now I'm stuck to the chair like gorilla glue. It's been six days now and I haven't showered Lean cuisines every 6 hours My job's been calling, but I don't care I rather play EQ in my underwear. | ||
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omg 1 day odghnkfsdjkajkldhnklhmljkfbmnsajhwdyurtgolkjykl
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-VA Disability check spent on meth and rebulls. CHECK
-Completely neglecting research paper due monday. CHECK -Gf under the impression I'm visiting family out of town. CHECK -Total expectation I'm gunna get fisted by every other class in game as a rogue and die so much I might as well have a hybrid exp penelty? CHECK | ||
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Project 1999 PVP
Kashou --------------------------------------------------- | |||
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I'm making a vegetable/beef soup that'll feed an army and I'll freeze most of it to provide nourishment over the next week.
Also doing pushups with little claps in the middle. rdy | ||
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I have made a massive pot of food for reheating.. and i will be doing exercises during med breaks like a hampster in a cage. I will play eq without a chair, in horse stance.. | |||
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As much as I admired the motivation of busting out sets of knucklers while medding, I think the one thing I won't compromise will be a 2 hour gym session daily, least bedsores plunder my ass cheeks. sleep, however, is for the weak.
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gotta get that fap in | |||
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