Iron Lion Server Event 1/23/2013

[TempleOfLife]

I will reward the best story (voted on by community)

you must tell a story a true one, preferably showcasing their well known poopsocking /anti social behavior (i can think of dozens) involving either

Heartbrand / Ricardo / Checkraise /

or

Hammertime / Soldier / Boner

both these guys have been on server since beggnign so im expecting big results!!!

1st prize = my 52 chanter
2nd prize = a glowing black stone, a few k pp, and a level 33 cleric (fully geared)

community will vote on best one, i hope we can all get together and make this happen! get creative yall! ill reward prize tommarow night.

minimum of 50 words, that arent. mad, bad, sad, fat, dum , gay, or nig

[Nirgon]

In Neriak Commons born and raised
In the wizard guild where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
We got in one little guild war and Heartbrand got scared
And said "This is how you bug out Nagafen in his lair"

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[SamwiseRed]

Originally Posted by Nirgon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In Neriak Commons born and raised
In the wizard guild where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
We got in one little guild war and Heartbrand got scared
And said "This is how you bug out Nagafen in his lair"

you see that prince of bel air viral vid. basically they google translate the song into different languages then translate it back. shit is pretty cool, ill get link one sec.

http://www.wimp.com/freshtheme/

[Nirgon]

Tier'Dal not an option, confirmed not classic

[Cwall 52.0]

Originally Posted by TempleOfLife [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I will reward the best story (voted on by community)

you must tell a story a true one, preferably showcasing their well known poopsocking /anti social behavior (i can think of dozens) involving either

Heartbrand / Ricardo / Checkraise /

or

Hammertime / Soldier / Boner

both these guys have been on server since beggnign so im expecting big results!!!

1st prize = my 52 chanter
2nd prize = a glowing black stone, a few k pp, and a level 33 cleric (fully geared)

community will vote on best one, i hope we can all get together and make this happen! get creative yall! ill reward prize tommarow night.

minimum of 50 words, that arent. mad, bad, sad, fat, dum , gay, or nig

when a bunch of us holocaust guys decided to do it big on legacy of zek a few months back, heartbrand joined us and made an enchanter named frump

frump never really pvped with us, instead he mainly just farmed pixels

at one point i believe someone made a bug report post on the forums talking about how gem encrusted rings weren't dropping in frontier mountains(10 ac 7 str ring; pretty irrelevant on a pvp server) and i seem to remember heartbrand commenting on it and pursuing this bug until it got fixed

at a similar time, one day we decided to take a group into sebilis, and we had mornin log onto frump to give our group clarity and haste, since heartbrand had been up all night farming it up the night before for about 12 or 13 hours and was asleep all that day

upon logging onto frump, mornin immediately said in vent, "uhhh.... why the fuck does heartbrand have 34 forest loops in his bags?" without exaggerating at all

needless to say, heartbrand had spent his previous 12 or 13 hours up all night on a low population eq emu pvp server farming 10 ac 7 str rings only to end up with 34 forest loops

this kind of retarded behavior led to lasher one day telling heartbrand he was a useless, bad player and a faggot, followed by heartbrand angrily leaving vent and never playing with us again

[BigSlip]

Originally Posted by Cwall 52.0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

when a bunch of us holocaust guys decided to do it big on legacy of zek a few months back, heartbrand joined us and made an enchanter named frump

frump never really pvped with us, instead he mainly just farmed pixels

at one point i believe someone made a bug report post on the forums talking about how gem encrusted rings weren't dropping in frontier mountains(10 ac 7 str ring; pretty irrelevant on a pvp server) and i seem to remember heartbrand commenting on it and pursuing this bug until it got fixed

at a similar time, one day we decided to take a group into sebilis, and we had mornin log onto frump to give our group clarity and haste, since heartbrand had been up all night farming it up the night before for about 12 or 13 hours and was asleep all that day

upon logging onto frump, mornin immediately said in vent, "uhhh.... why the fuck does heartbrand have 34 forest loops in his bags?" without exaggerating at all

needless to say, heartbrand had spent his previous 12 or 13 hours up all night on a low population eq emu pvp server farming 10 ac 7 str rings only to end up with 34 forest loops

this kind of retarded behavior led to lasher one day telling heartbrand he was a useless, bad player and a faggot, followed by heartbrand angrily leaving vent and never playing with us again

wow what a blue faggot

[Rettii]

Originally Posted by Cwall 52.0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

when a bunch of us holocaust guys decided to do it big on legacy of zek a few months back, heartbrand joined us and made an enchanter named frump

frump never really pvped with us, instead he mainly just farmed pixels

at one point i believe someone made a bug report post on the forums talking about how gem encrusted rings weren't dropping in frontier mountains(10 ac 7 str ring; pretty irrelevant on a pvp server) and i seem to remember heartbrand commenting on it and pursuing this bug until it got fixed

at a similar time, one day we decided to take a group into sebilis, and we had mornin log onto frump to give our group clarity and haste, since heartbrand had been up all night farming it up the night before for about 12 or 13 hours and was asleep all that day

upon logging onto frump, mornin immediately said in vent, "uhhh.... why the fuck does heartbrand have 34 forest loops in his bags?" without exaggerating at all

needless to say, heartbrand had spent his previous 12 or 13 hours up all night on a low population eq emu pvp server farming 10 ac 7 str rings only to end up with 34 forest loops

this kind of retarded behavior led to lasher one day telling heartbrand he was a useless, bad player and a faggot, followed by heartbrand angrily leaving vent and never playing with us again

Rofl yes he would whine about non pvp loot not dropping every day

[Smedy]

Originally Posted by Cwall 52.0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

why the fuck does heartbrand have 34 forest loops in his bags?" without exaggerating at all

needless to say, heartbrand had spent his previous 12 or 13 hours up all night on a low population eq emu pvp server farming 10 ac 7 str rings only to end up with 34 forest loops

this kind of retarded behavior led to lasher one day telling heartbrand he was a useless, bad player and a faggot

litteraly lolled and if i saw lasher irl i'd bropeck him on the mouth

[Graahle]

Pretty sure I've heard this somewhere before, but good god..

[Tomatoking]

forest loops are serious business