Train To Zone!!! Can they be banned?

[oldhead]

There is only one King of Crushbone for he is Cacheo the Godking

[Znakebite]

Originally Posted by Zill [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The only real mature way to handle this is as follows:

1. Create a high elf female alt, join his guild
2. Slowly and carefully befriend him over the course of 4-5 months
3. Tell him you’re a hot chick gamer, provide fake pictures
4. Pay a hot sounding girl to team speak with him during groups/raids
5. Become really interested and flirty with him
6. Make him fall in love with you (crucial step!)
7. After lots of exhaustive cyber sex interactions, invite him out to Florida “for the real thing”
8. Pay for his plane ticket to really seal the deal
9. When he touches down in Florida and texts you, lure him to a dark alley way
10. Train him irl with a group of paid thugs wearing blue body paint dressed in animal skins
11. Just before he breathes his last breath bleeding out on the pavement, shout “NOW who’s the real King of Crushbone?!?!”
12. Crush his bones

There you have it, simple and straight to the point. Oh and don’t skip step 6!

ROFL! Made my work day [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Steps 1 - 8.5 happens on the regular.

[pink grapefruit]

This crushbone king sounds like a true hero, keeping things fun and interesting even on a blue server. He provided his services to all the bluebies in crushbone at great risk to his character and account. I only hope that many people died, and it makes for a fond memory for all involved [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Praise King Crushbone!!!

[cd288]

Originally Posted by M.J. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Summary: High level person in general proximity to an admittedly fully spawned and open camp - pulls the entirety of said camp to unknown result while still in proximity to a more deserving and possibly level appropriate group which could not possibly have suffered ill effect from some idiots shenanigans without somehow engaging with this supposed train or being AFK in an absolutely moronic place.

But I see no claim that anything bad actually resulted from this "train"

You do know that the act of intentional training in itself is a punishable offense right? This isn't like a personal injury court where you need to prove actual damages. If someone intentionally trains you and your group manages to survive the train, that doesn't mean the person who trained didn't break any rules. Intentional training is an offense regardless of whether it actually causes someone to die or have to leave their camp.

[M.J.]

Provide proof of a train and not someone self training near others and then killing everything.

Literally no actual wording in the guys post states anyone was trained over, through, around, or otherwise. Like I said, Part A of the title might be related, its never made specific, and Part B invites people that like to quote rules about things that may have happened without any specifics and claim they should be applied if the vague assertions of "BAD ACTION" did take place. Which we don't know that they did, which makes this all masturbation.

Regardless of rules the R. Kelly defense applies here. If you don't want to get peed on, move. That has nothing to do with the "rules" of the server and everything to do with not losing your hard earned experience while in the fallout zone of morons. As I have very specific memories of where to camp when not fighting things in Crushbone around the castle (hint, perched up high like a vulture waiting for a meal) I think that advice to drive defensively around drunks and erratic vehicles or pedestrians is far more relevant to the Part A of this topic than all the other vague assertions and presumptions that have followed.

But by all means, don't let me get in the way of this one sided dog-pile.

[Erati]

The one true king.

[Khorza]

Originally Posted by frantz256255 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Man Are you crazy? A child? Its just a fucking train...shit happen !!!!! Stay calm
Put your energy on other thing

I found the King of Crushbone.

[pink grapefruit]

long may his reign continue~

[Cewtsoul]

Trains are part of everquest Trademark.....and happen all the time!

[Erati]

Originally Posted by Cewtsoul [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Trains are part of everquest Trademark.....and happen all the time!

esp Royal CB trains.

Doesn't get more classic than ol Crush to the zone in. Gotta experience that once before you leave Faydwer.