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Old 07-19-2014, 10:32 PM
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Bet ya 5 bucks you have mastubated over her photos lol.
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Old 07-19-2014, 10:56 PM
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know he dreamin this slut that posts bikini pics to the net wud prolly even bang a nerd like me. I'd vacuum cheetos out of my carpet and sticky mt dew from my desk and hide all my cum socks, surely then she'd wanna hook up.
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Old 07-19-2014, 11:27 PM
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Needs hips and tits. Skinny chicks are fun but seriously, tits and ass are everything.

Dat ass:tits ratio nameen????
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Old 07-20-2014, 12:07 AM
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That chick is super hot for my 15 year old nephew you Miley Cyrus motherfuckers.
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Old 07-20-2014, 12:50 AM
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dont know what yall are even tryin to hate on. she's hot. period.

"i like women with CURVEZ.." [aka fat americans surrounded by other fat americans settling for equally fat americans]

guess it pisses me off even more since my wife been gaining weight since we've been married and im like wtf having a kid is an utterly bullshit excuse. wife is slowly creeping toward my own weight. and despite the name i'm only 150. sorry for the rant. forums are honestly the only place i can bitch about this without having any backlash from ppl we know
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Old 07-20-2014, 01:43 AM
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she's an 8
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Old 07-20-2014, 01:53 AM
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Old 07-20-2014, 01:53 AM
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The word "Hypothalamus" grows legs with tube socks and generic sneakers, eventually evolving over a time-span of 10 years to look like more like a part of the human species, closely resembling Rick Moranis. Runs down to the liquor store, finds out liquor store is closed, goes home, sleeps, wakes up, snorts a line of allergy medication, bangs his 49 year old 8th cousin, goes to sleep. Wakes up, reads a book about the scientific basis of emotions, specifically fear, goes to sleep. Wakes up Sunday morning, goes to church, shoots himself.
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Old 07-20-2014, 02:57 AM
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RED: 55 Paladin - Greybeard < Nihilum>

Only thing guys in Nihilum are banging are fat hogs, take Gongshow or Gyno for example. The rest of you fucking losers (and I use that term with extreme prejudice) haven't even spoken to a girl half as hot as the one in the OP since the days you were tossed into lockers and spit on by kids like me and chuckie
Can't tell if serious...

You pretty much sound like who you are describing in your comment. I'm pretty sure only desperate guys who get no pussy would dwell on a common piece of ass. She most likely doesn't even know you exist and you have obviously masturbated more than several times to her Instagram.

Just saying. If this slightly above average chick grabs your attention THAT MUCH, you must me one thirsty ass ***** that doesn't get much pussy.

10% of guys get 90% of all the pussy out there. Sorry bro, but your not in that 10%. As being in that 10%, let me give you some advice. All attractive single chicks are sluts, they are just sluts with certain guys. Stop putting these hoes on a pedestal, and stop giving them attention on Instagram like you're in HS.
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Old 07-20-2014, 04:28 AM
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Can't tell if serious...

You pretty much sound like who you are describing in your comment. I'm pretty sure only desperate guys who get no pussy would dwell on a common piece of ass. She most likely doesn't even know you exist and you have obviously masturbated more than several times to her Instagram.

Just saying. If this slightly above average chick grabs your attention THAT MUCH, you must me one thirsty ass ***** that doesn't get much pussy.

10% of guys get 90% of all the pussy out there. Sorry bro, but your not in that 10%. As being in that 10%, let me give you some advice. All attractive single chicks are sluts, they are just sluts with certain guys. Stop putting these hoes on a pedestal, and stop giving them attention on Instagram like you're in HS.
you are a 1%er
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