My weapons shed and a 360 degree C4 minefield

[Glenzig_]

Finally figured out Twitter today. Spent a good part of the evening entering a backlog of compelling, powerful Tweets that I’ve been documenting via mini tape recorder. Feeling a little fatigued from centralizing all heavy artillery into my bunker, but know this: The video on the last sd card is your last. I hear you, I smell you, and now I’ve seen you. It was brief, but your defenses are failing. You know what height and really sharp limbs doesn’t help with?

[Casey VII]

This forum is flypaper for the mentally ill.

[Glenzig_]

Pale men in black suits with big ass red eyes have been trailing me through the desert since I touched down.

By “touched down” I mean paid off the border guard in Syria. Initially I tried to take a boat from Cyprus to Iraq, but I wouldn’t recommend this route as it turns out Iraq is not located on the coast of the Mediterranean.

The men in the black suits are of course either the men in black referenced in John Keel’s seminal work, or Halburton contractors monitoring my skills for potential recruitment. I lean towards the latter, but I am sort of curious as to why a major corporation only puts sick albinos on security. It’s really a sad day in America when not even special ops for corporate imperialism is merit based.

In other news, haven’t felt a woman’s touch in several years, but apparently my sleeping bag is a wonderful mating ground for other species:

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Fortunately the bites numbed the bison attack injuries.

“The Filmmakers” claim they received an anonymous tip about a cache of beta video cassettes with the same digital artifacts as the glitches in the primary hard drive footage, albeit with footage that is part of a completely unrelated story. All I have is GPS coordinates and a brief description of an abandoned palace. Justin says there’s no room in the budget for armored vehicle rental, but claims my $20.00 per diem will allow me to live like a prince.

Turns out they use a different currency here but there was no way he could have known that.

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Appreciates neither liberation nor $20.00

[LulzSect]

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[Bardalicious]

Hurb is clearly not self-medicating enough these days.

[Gitem]

Where do beks fit in to all of this?

[Glenzig_]

you guys are so far off.....I like the ambitious attempt, but thank God I’m here to keep this mission focused.

Did you know Bulgarian hotels report you to the passport department upon arrival?

Did you know all countries in the EU share a criminal database?

Then you may also know that it is extremely illegal to date women from Ukrainian bars.

Luckily jail is one of the few places that takes Visa in Bulgaria and I brought my titanium coated camping mat.

[Glenzig_]

Romancing a 3rd world Spanish seller to cut you a deal on that rare tea kettle can be a struggle when some people still refuse to speak English. Hence the reason I learned Esperanto, the renowned international language. I have yet to meet anyone else that speaks it, but I have found that for the most part people have a profound respect for my attempt at international unity.

[LulzSect]

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