How do you know when you have an awesome wife?

[xshayla701]

Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If she really loved you, there wouldn't be a need for a towel.

LOL

[Darthmuhh]

Originally Posted by Zexa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've never had to give her more than one black eye at a time.

If I would of had milk in my mouth at the time I read this it would of been comming out of my nose I laughed so hard. Too funny.[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Cyrius]

Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If she really loved you, there wouldn't be a need for a towel.

/agree

[William_Munny15]

Cuz she's a fat slut that cooks and does dishes

[TJHooker]

She lets you do her butt.

[TJHooker]

Originally Posted by audacity [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

When I'm about 7000 miles from home in a wooden shack living, in a foreign country where everyone hates you, I know my kids, bills, and everything else is taken care of. She has the true hard job of being an Army wife. We have an extremely smart/active 8 year old boy, and a 3 month old baby. Yet, no matter what time of day I call her, she is always happy to talk to me for however long we can. Only 6 months till I'm back home and I can't wait.

Army wives always cheat when you are away a long time, part of the job Chief.

[Darthmuhh]

Originally Posted by audacity [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

When I'm about 7000 miles from home in a wooden shack living, in a foreign country where everyone hates you, I know my kids, bills, and everything else is taken care of. She has the true hard job of being an Army wife. We have an extremely smart/active 8 year old boy, and a 3 month old baby. Yet, no matter what time of day I call her, she is always happy to talk to me for however long we can. Only 6 months till I'm back home and I can't wait.

Thanks for your service [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] we enjoy our freedom cause of people like you.