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Why Everquest doesn't make any sense
On my journey to China, i met with a group of Monk's at a local temple close to
Beijing, I asked them what they like to do, and they said "Meditate." How come my monk can't do this in EQ? Some months later i was in Africa learning the ways of an ancient tribe who boasts many elder Shamans - Then the thought came to me, why can't my Erudite be a Shaman? One person did play a Shaman on the Project 99 server and did share his thoughts. "We shamans are spiritist's, not warrior's, Please use a Bloodstained tunic and some gatorscale leggings instead of Wisdomless Totemic so you'll have more mana." This person went on to ramble about many things ... "If i was going to make a guild, i think i'd name it Pulp Fiction. There definatley isn't enough guilds named after Quentin Tarrantino films." "Also, in regards to A Bottle of Milk. What animal does it come from exactly? The Tit of an obese obulating ogre?" "The other day in game a druid got pissed cause i wouldn't tip him when he ported me to NK from NFP Bank. I told him to STFU thats why the city is called FREE PORT." To be continued...
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Chewbacca is a wookie. Wookies are from Kashiik, but Chewbacca is from Endor. It doesn't make sense.
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you live on endor
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it DOESNT...make SENSE...it doesn't make sense!
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Man, I beat you by like ten hours!
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JUST BECAUSE I DONT USE PUNCTUATION MARKS CORRECTLY BY NO MEANS MAKE ME ILLITERATE BUT IF I WAS GOING TO BE A JOURNALIST OR SOME SHIT I MIGHT PROOF READ MY STUFF. OH YEAH CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL BY THE WAY.
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