I just played sports.

[Krule]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why are you so hostile, Krule? Don't you play sports or cook food? Both of these will help you to find balance and happiness in your life.

My cringing wasn't in response to the glorious sports and mediocre food.

[quido]

As a matter of fact, Krule, my food is excellent! I'm going to host some sports tournaments next season and serve dinner after they're done. Get on my level, maggot.

[Krule]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As a matter of fact, Krule, my food is excellent! I'm going to host some sports tournaments next season and serve dinner after they're done. Get on my level, maggot.

Actually, I redact my original statement. The oven looks like it might give me Chipotle-level E. Coli and your eggs look like they were made out of rice.

Fucking yuck.

[quido]

I'm starting to wonder if anyone's ever had scrambled eggs that weren't patties.

[JackFlash]

Fact = the food looks gross. Should watch more food network instead of playing sports. May learn something.

[quido]

Would the scrambled eggs with cheese look more appealing to you morans if they were pressed into a loaf? I really am wondering if anyone here actually knows how to cook scrambled eggs.

[JackFlash]

I always try to cook them so they look like risotto....

[Pokesan]

european style scrambled eggs are an abomination

large curd motherfucker

[quido]

I'll make you guys a video. I like to sort of mash the eggs a little as I cook em. Once they are fully cooked I melt some cheese through em and work it through lightly until it's even.

[Redi]

Da fk wrong w Ur breakfast dude

I'd scrap it and try again