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AenorVZ · #**2691** 04-25-2016, 12:19 AM

Notes from my Season 6 Hatewatch:

Okay so this opens with a bit of clunkiness. Almost the entire night's watch is in the great hall either siding with Thorne or accusing him of murder. This means people have seen Jon's body, but nobody secured the crime scene. Davos walks outside and there isn't a soul outside of Castle Black.

No explanation of how Theon and Sansa survived the fall that killed Randa.

"Go north, only north." She's suffering hypothermia and you think she can march weeks in the snow with no provisions?

Pretty good fight scene but the dogs poofed.

Areo Hotah went out like a bitch. One little girl took him out with one little prick in the back? He wasn't on alert with a sand snake present?

Trystane went out like an even bigger bitch. Turned his back on one of them?

And finally the Dornish Master Plan is revealed: Doran carefully planned for 17 years only to get murdered by Oberyn's paramour and bastard after they apparently won over his entire guard right under his and Hotah's noses.

And then Tyrion and Varys go strolling around Mereen with no guard. DnD are fucking stupid. Cause nobody knows there's a Westerosi dwarf that's suddenly running the city on Daenerys' behalf. It took real effort for this shit to get more dumb than Season 5. Take a bow DnD.

AzzarTheGod · #**2692** 04-25-2016, 04:11 PM

whoo I'm low on oxygen. been laughing all this time. This episode gave me Boardwalk Empire final season vibes.

maybe i'll have some formative thoughts after I recover from the Dornish Master Plan

Fael · #**2693** 04-25-2016, 06:16 PM

Its sad really that we have to suspend our belief episode by episode just to enjoy the good parts of the show.

Sadly George does it too in the books. The dissolution of Robb's 10,000 strong army at the Twins and the wildlings / loyal watchmen when Jon was killed at the wall is equally inexplicable.

Sidelle · #**2694** 04-25-2016, 07:15 PM

That was the laziest piece of shit season opener for any show in the history of EVER that I've patiently waited almost a whole year to see. WHERE IS ANYTHING RESEMBLING A MOTHERFUCKING PAYOFF FOR REMAINING A LOYAL FAN AND HBO CUSTOMER YEAR AFTER YEAR? EVEN AFTER THE VICIOUS KICK IN THE COOTER they dished out when they canceled ROME a few years back, one of the coolest HBO series ever produced.

I could have maybe forgiven them a little - like if it were only one storyline for one major character that was all jacked up, but no - they went and fucked up virtually all of it.

And now I'm having this awful feeling that Jon Snow definitely won't be coming back. Ever.

Patriam1066 · #**2695** 04-25-2016, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by AenorVZ [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Notes from my Season 6 Hatewatch:

Areo Hotah went out like a bitch. One little girl took him out with one little prick in the back? He wasn't on alert with a sand snake present?

Trystane went out like an even bigger bitch. Turned his back on one of them?

And finally the Dornish Master Plan is revealed: Doran carefully planned for 17 years only to get murdered by Oberyn's paramour and bastard after they apparently won over his entire guard right under his and Hotah's noses.

And then Tyrion and Varys go strolling around Mereen with no guard. DnD are fucking stupid. Cause nobody knows there's a Westerosi dwarf that's suddenly running the city on Daenerys' behalf. It took real effort for this shit to get more dumb than Season 5. Take a bow DnD.

Couldn't agree more. WTB the Winds of Winter

AenorVZ · #**2696** 04-25-2016, 11:55 PM

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whoo I'm low on oxygen. been laughing all this time. This episode gave me Boardwalk Empire final season vibes.

maybe i'll have some formative thoughts after I recover from the Dornish Master Plan

Good call. Make sure you've caught your breath before you watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JxoX0Y59yQ

Pokesan · #**2697** 04-26-2016, 12:46 AM

starting to remind of TWD - trouble occurs because every character makes retarded choices.

Sirken · #**2698** 04-26-2016, 05:44 AM

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Love how the martell guards just stood there and let it all go down. What terrible writing the Dorne plot is.

i dont even want to talk about how badly HBO did Dorne, and then instead of trying to fix it, they just kill off everyone as to not have to deal with it. F you david & dan.

Sirken · #**2699** 04-26-2016, 05:46 AM

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Man, I have a feeling that Jon won't be rezzed. Knowing how this series has gone thus far, they probably put Kit Harrington's name in the opening credits just to mess with folks.

sadly youre wrong. Jon is the only nerd in the story with actual plot armor thanks to the whole R+L=J

not to mention the entire reason the show had Melisandre meet Thoros was in case show watchers were too dumb to connect dots on their own. Mel will bring Jon back, and it will restore her faith in the Red God.

Sirken · #**2700** 04-26-2016, 05:48 AM

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Notes from my Season 6 Hatewatch:

Okay so this opens with a bit of clunkiness. Almost the entire night's watch is in the great hall either siding with Thorne or accusing him of murder. This means people have seen Jon's body, but nobody secured the crime scene. Davos walks outside and there isn't a soul outside of Castle Black.

No explanation of how Theon and Sansa survived the fall that killed Randa.

"Go north, only north." She's suffering hypothermia and you think she can march weeks in the snow with no provisions?

Pretty good fight scene but the dogs poofed.

Areo Hotah went out like a bitch. One little girl took him out with one little prick in the back? He wasn't on alert with a sand snake present?

Trystane went out like an even bigger bitch. Turned his back on one of them?

And finally the Dornish Master Plan is revealed: Doran carefully planned for 17 years only to get murdered by Oberyn's paramour and bastard after they apparently won over his entire guard right under his and Hotah's noses.

And then Tyrion and Varys go strolling around Mereen with no guard. DnD are fucking stupid. Cause nobody knows there's a Westerosi dwarf that's suddenly running the city on Daenerys' behalf. It took real effort for this shit to get more dumb than Season 5. Take a bow DnD.

/applaud

all of that x2